But Chango Pelacas is better suited for more messy things; wet things. Wetwork things. You know? Wet work. Ring a bell? Anyway, yeah, we're up for that. Bring on the spy ladies.

El Pato Elado once spit into the eye of a Roc on Mt. Ararat. On a bet. The Roc lost. The Roc took his hit bought another round for the table & bid us all a good night. Roc is cool.

Cuba arrived earlier than I thought and I was still dreaming about arriving in Cuba when the flight attendant shook me awake to tell me we had landed. I promised her a mojito if el

The execution squad didn't notice because they were all gathered around the prisoner's smartphone. They were watching Debby Does Dallas on Youtubbe. Jeong had already seen it so he

More often than not, Granny General Abigail Crabtree has found herself pitted against General Custer & his lackey dog Loomis. They traded wins & losses, mourned each others dead, &

Granny General Abigail Crabtree once said, "I might be above a little ass kissing but that doesn't mean I don't like having it done." Nobody has ever heard her repeat it. I didn't.

I remember Nova fondly. She had been the cavewoman who invented the wheel. I didn't know that was her until I taught her how to do it. I supposed there was the chance I had been in

Silence, you impudent amoeba. What I do, I do for the past/future of us all. A caveman didn't just accidentally invent the wheel. It took me three days to teach her how to do it.

those that held that the outside was much better for the complexion than it was for the inside in the three millennia they'd been together. The outside is better for most of us any

I started to suspect the goldfish had something going on that my having quit my job 3 days ago interrupted. Or maybe, I thought, they are trying to warn of me of some killer behind

we had accumulated every kind of bingo punch there was. Now that I had the Kickapoo Casino's bingo punch and Mrs. Beardsley had me as her partner in the bingo tournament. Stretches

e simulation died and Karl Grunersson was revealed to have been Sullen Lad #4. "Your fantasy now is to be a robot's love toy," his wife asked, exasperated. Angry now, Karl replied,

I gave a potato I dated twice another chance but she only answered me with moldy eyes. If Lola don't want it then Lola won't have it, her face seemed to say out through her mouth.

and nipples had been upgraded with subtle pigment-shifters to harmonize with his wardrobe and environs at any moment. This fashion-forward gent's tasteful augments also included

goodbye to day to day operations while they put me out to pasture. For all of it being a tropical island resort, it was still an old folks home. Anna Hedonia had heeded her 3rd hus

Pardon me if I tickle your brain You might think traveling this way strange But the trick is to see how the mind arranges it’s messages. Once you know that, you jam it.

I had 16 or 17 maybe 30 mine and no contagion this planet seems to be occupied at the moment I hear flashing sounds I think they’re almost done what they were promised no more floo

I’m going to do this because I’m going to do this not because I’m going to do this. let’s do this but because we’re going to do this but because we’re going to do this. It didn’t

Muscaria Hemlock once told me… well not so much told me but I can’t say she commanded because she’s not a queen. Although I have seen queens fumble before her & then she doesn’t fu

It is both a relief and heartrending that the world has made it through another day without me. That is, if I still had a heart. I still have the hole though and it is filling with