His noodlely appendage got stuck under the librarian's bed and he had a Dewey Decimal Rash on his abacus. It was worth it, he admitted to himself. The librarian lay spindled on the

your utmost serenity to grace us with your calm; as brothers, together, in our shared Faith, Praised be the Meatball & the sauce that covers us all in His mercy. He reaches out wit

I wish I had let Lester Wells get to 3rd base that time at the Little League Galactic Series. If only I had dropped the ball we would have gotten married & had a better daughter.

system will not possess the appropriate antibody and, if we are lucky, they will succumb to it and die and we have forestalled an alien invasion that wishes to enslave us. Unlikely

As everybody in the Core planets and the asteroid belt knows, El Pato Elado is the only known case of Hepatitis Z ever found in this galaxy. Even Einstein never proposed something

The will found a way to keep Howie from seeing a nickel of his inheritance unless he married his baboon; which he was never going to do. That baboon didn't deserve being an honest

Not related to me because I'm of the Uncursed, as I've mentioned several times over the years. We Lords of Vacuity are the issue of Lilith through parthenogenesis. Where there is

One day, I asked Megan is she was related to anyone. She said she was related to someone: her parents and her sister, Victoria. Imagine that; I actually spoke with somebody related

After 72 years as partners, McPerla was used to El Pato Elado's transforming into El Chango Pelacas or into El Pato Seguro, So he wasn't fazed when he looked back to find El Chango

We've heard lots of stories about McPerla & El Chango Pelacas over the centuries. We're rarely heard from the 3rd leg of the trio. Afterall, it's called; The Road, McPerla & El Cha

I saw the word "capricious" and a tab labeled Arsenal. I'm assuming a sports team but if so, why would that be on my computer? I'm a No Sports Zone. It says that on my DNA. I paid

I was hoping to catch the periwinkle ramona playing at Stockwood but it turned out the didn't play there. They'd seen through my ruse. They did admit to playing The Victim for the

By the time he got to Myrtle (you: 428102834,21) everybody had forgotten what he's been singling each of them out. Myrtle was flummoxed by being you: 428102834,21. She'd been seen

They can't say that my worldview is wrong. How do you prove a thing like that with any certainty? Sure, you can say my worldview isn't congruent with yours and yours and yours...

"Is what kept it alive, still locked inside the forward hold." The OOD handed the captain his mug of coffee while rattling off the SITREP. "Yes, Sir, the alien device, whatever it

Her mother. Or maybe not. Mothers always had the best opportunity to harm their kids. Medea wasn't created whole cloth. There had to be a scrap that they started with. Recognition

Her first child, and his daughter, they being one and the same laughed deliciously under the barrage of tickles her mother was bestowing upon her vital tummy. My child is safe with

Firstborns have their issues as well, The parents don't know how to be parents yet. They're finding out things about each that they might not have ever seen. Ok, he sees she loves

I guess it all started, for me, when I was pushed into this world at my birth. My invisible conjoined triplet, Blythe, was the one that kicked me because she didn't want to be the

I think I just realized why I don't feel human anymore. Actually, anymore is a stretch. I don't think there ever was a time that I felt human. With their emotions & their feelings.