Combing My Tooth, a tragedy in 3 acts, a comedy in one. You will be surprised by which. It isn’t the one that you’re thinking. I assure you it isn’t the case. Your case must have

I can't leave this open like this. It will haunt me until I don't remember it anymore. Which I won't because it will haunt me. That is how haunting works. You remember the fear and

Hey, those were just flashes that you just saw in your mind. It might a heart attack. Probably not. But it might be. If it is a heart attack, please stop reading this and get help.

I went surfing in search of a dividend, I found out that word could be badly spent. I spent all my rent on Gwen in Ghent who turned to be a gent named Trent, also from Ghent. So we

aphed the offending ditty and plastered it on all her social networks with the hashtag #ColorfulArmenians and it went viral. Within an hour the Armenian Ambassador was calling the

I am beset by the echos where I can not see them. I sighed because I have been here so any times and I've not learned a thing. The secret to my escape is somewhere in this room. I

Then the crowd was pickied up on my mood. More & more they began swaying in unison before me. All without my saying a word or making a move. I could feel their power their combined

Now I am waiting outside the Service Department at a Ford dealership singing ‘The Bitch Is Back’ inside the car, loud as f%€k. We’re only allowed ten minutes. I jump out of the way

I people watching in the BMW waiting room . I saw an interesting tableau which included a salesman speaking to a dad while never acknowledging the teenage daughter in front of him.

which is what he hates but likes because it makes him very angry and happy. Insipid Illene Iodine was a different matter all together but in another place wearing a different face.

"Hey," I said, "what's the matter, eating fritter makes you fatter." The babysitter's mouth opened wide. A full marching band was inside. The bassoon opened the tune, but the oboe

I had to strangle the cereal bag’s neck to get it to accede to my wishes that the bowl be filled to capacity. What about safety concerns is it yours? The milk will even things out.

Diogines actually said "You reeka" to everybody else who wasn't bathing with him in his hot tub. Newton said, "I have seen so far because I have peed in the ears of giants". Hegel

each night to work at her corner store. Memories that stung him now that she was gone. His transgressions were coming home to roost and his daughter had been the first casualty.

has the potential to love infinitely. I myself have never taken that last step in loving infinitely but I've been to the edge. From there I looked down. You know I lost a lot of fr

sacrifice I am making. In order to serve the Lord Satan I must maintain my chastity. This man tests my resolve but overcoming temptation for Satan's sake redeems me in his eyes.

all of the paprika piled up behind Sub-Commander Chaucer. It had been confiscated at an early morning raid in the Spice District. Cucaracha was allergic to it. Rio & Siam were for

The Checkov gun, having already been fired, told me that we were in the third act now. I turned to myself across the room & I listened respectfully while I told myself a thing or 2

White highlights from the sun on the grass couldn't hide it from him Death was nearby. Even as the battle still raged beside him, it might as well have been on the moon for all it

Chicken rhinos don't forget & they never ever forgive. They keep grudges through thick and thickier, Step back Jack and splatter that crack while I whack & attack with alack. Mind