that I would actually like and find useful, or maybe just appreciate their effort and intention even if they couldn't deliver? But no, I told them, I'm not cult or god material, so

pleroma. A fractal bouquet appeared in the quantum foam. "K4R3N, it's not a refusal, the answer is yes. I/we/hu would be happy to meet and actually are already your group, so ...

not wanting to be caught again. My thoughts ran away from not only me but from each other. They just couldn't stand being so close to each other or me, their father. Yes, their fat

but sometimes too much. Such was the case while it transited Earth's biosphere. The ammonia in his ammonia flesh had an overabundance of left spinning quarks. It eventually led to

using only pins and needles. It took so long to eat the ice cream with such small tools that most of it melted. Plus, Gerhard had punctured his lips several times and was now bleed

-erigno appeared, the junkies fled, believing that they had angered The Hulk. 6. Unfortunately, they also stole all the goodies. 7. Out of shape and friendless, Lou Ferigno walked

my half-length bassoon gently weeps. It's strange, high-pitched whine attracts the fair folk, who glide in surreptitiously like leaves on the breeze. They begin to sing in harmony

" occurred to him, but that would give away the fact that he had arrived here from another planet. Finally, he told the large idiot that his plane had crashed in a nearby ocean.

& his business collapsed overnight. I then I took a butcher's cleaver. He committed suicide the next day. I must have gained this evil power during that missing year in my memory.

I hadn't meant to come here again so soon but here I am. Don't look at me, I'm hideous. Look away, look away, Dixieland. My broken cup stared back at me, accusingly. I pivoted left

The sculpture was made of blancmange and it took tediously little thought to imagine that it was meant to evoke the transient nature of life. Vanilla, indeed. I secretly poked it

portal that would take me back to the happy days before the zombie apocalypse. If I could just show my father his own skull, he would believe me and prevent this awful tragedy. But

would get my Lionel model train set, which I had half blown-up in an attempt to visualize the great train wreck that was my life. He was a bastard, anyway. Serves him right. To my

from memetic kill agents plastered across their bodies as an unforgiving loss of memories. Being a Hollow Earther Unviersity student is as if to sterilize a virus, the Flat Earth.

that I craved, where grains of sand are the size of quinoa, and are appealing to the eye? I was about to blaspheme the oasis, but he interrupted, pointing me towards a tartan mule

do anything about the trouble. You mistake being a good person with being a harmless person", my mom said. "Thought it's not your fault, you didn't take it to a superior". I learnt

, and the happy chair gradually became more glib as he approached the local Wainwright's to secure a carriage for his horse, unawares of the fast appleman in pursuit. The onlooker

of vertigo that descends to the porch of constant industry" I said with some incontinence. Laszlo, who hogged the window booth, turned towards me. "Slipping into the future, how."

seven hours to find that miscreant, at least. Band managers, and the contracts they have you sign, contradict music. Just then I found a penny in the road, leaning over to swipe it

the doorman to stand aside and let her in. Thank you sir I must admit this thought of mismatched shoes is coming a fine way to wear. Up do hair painted stare the Prince is mine