The big blue screen in front of my face kept me from seeing that it was a big blue screen in front of my face. Somehow I missed that it took me all over not just my identity. It’s

It seemed like it must have been a kali yuga or two but I wasn't sure. I had to be more present in my life. For too long I'd been operating like a biological automaton missing my

like a bastard treats a bastard, bastardly. Legitimacy never entered the picture. It couldn't be bothered to play its one horse routine anymore since the Pope's annulment won DWTS.

with the remaining third being gander & dander free. No matter how you cut the cheese, you should have cut the mustard first. If you can't see the forest for the trees, who will? I

Hummel collection. The winds next deposited him in the doldrums where he lingered for ages until the winds came again. Deeming him properly chastised, the winds picked him up again

And I remember how the pilot refused to own up to dumping early at the court martial. He insisted that we had overrun the target & he bugged out when he saw us but napalm had been

At least this dream provided a convenient restroom to freshen up and powder my nose and butt. We started with the cocaine and let the rest of it take care of itself. Dicko took a

I remembered nights in the desert when you felt like you could touch the galaxies if only your arms were longer. You could stick your hand outside the window and touch the night.

but I like having feet a lot more. I let the shoe thieves leave me shoeless but I still have feet. That was ok, only somebody with my complexion could pull those dark pink combat b

At first, spacecraft would land wherever their trajectory took them. Years of dead sticking took its toll on the crews & the equipment. Eventually, a codex of planetary development

The Duc of Death squared up against the Handsome Stranger across the saloon. The player piano stopped playing at piano, gave up the ghost, & used the reward money to open a BBQ pit

LUX AETERNA VOCET ALLEGRIA MIT MASSIVE DESTRUCK SHUN young small flower of malice. That is what I meant to say when I said what I said which was that. Don't get me started on regal

He also kept note of where all the bodies were buried. He called it his Rainy Day List. When he died the list became mine. I added to it now & then. I'd hoped to never have to use

found me slapping myself to stay awake and entertain suspicions. The coffee had run out two hours ago. Luckily, Old Chief Lazy Eye, knew to save the previous spent coffee & we were

Right about the time it went from dropping a deuce to now I need to shower is when he remembered taking a bite out of Bellon’s sushi and bean burrito. Projective shitting by the bo

"Remember fellow folder," Aaron Penmark wrote as purple storms threatened the sunflowers. "Whatever you forget the next guy never knew." Tatiana wondered if this might be

I only ever got as far as Palooka City. I was briefly a contender, in my mind anyway. I didn't know that my brother Jimmy had sold me out to the mob over some skirt he could't name

yIt seemed like a warm Niagara Falls was falling from my nonfunctional brow. When I asked for some help the waitress sent the Maid of the Mists. None of their yellow wetgear fit me

as clearly as I see the apples and potatoes in the dark cellar where father keeps me, ashamed of his own son, while my sisters Irina, Katrina, and Marina mock the poor twitcher in

fell off his shell like the rain did. It was the one time that the Turtle of the Baskervilles accidentally brought down an empire in his sleep. Selim's death led to the breakup of