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And the wind did indeed. I was lifted off my feet and shot so fast I could feel time bending around me. I thought I’d never land. Just because the wind hated Shakespeare...
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“Yeah, there might even be life on the Sun!” said Ðþæaw, president of Alpha Centauri. “That’s why we’re launching probes.”
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Rudolph and Comet and Cupid, and, of course, Vixen.
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appeared upon the henge, sputtering and unruly, and swarthy clouds obscured the sun. If she didn't change the valves in time, the feed to the microbial Crepuscule Tabernacles would
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"The Silver Spiders of the Sky, the Golden Ads upon the Moon," the little kid thought on the way to template indoctrination. Granny Droneswarm (only $7.99 that month) interrupted;
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There once was a lady with Bunions.
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"Yeah, you go do that. Discuss it with your Tharsis Ridge Condo Association. You poor, controlling geezers, you." HaeBae looked at C17. "Blasted is trying too hard, isn't he?" C17
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She pointed the lens of the camera at the unsuspecting duck and slowly crept closer. The duck was preoccupied with snapping up the bugs which crawled over the damp soil.
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What's weirder is when another voice responds to your thoughts. You don't recognise it, so it's not one of your voices. So then how did it get inside your head?
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He caught a glimpse of his reflection in the storefront window and paused to admire himself. "I look damn good," he said. "Like a sexy, stripper cowboy." He snapped a selfie and
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could draw more than just rainbows and clouds. I could create worlds! Cities bustling with people, full of a million colorful things! O, the skyscrapers! The shop windows! The
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Whence came these orange trees? I could come only to one conclusion: the government had finally mastered mass hypnosis via radio broadcast, and I was their first subject.
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am not so much our next guest who needs no introduction, as someone who feels not just inexplicable but also unintroducible into the Dostoevskii Addams ghost garrets of the world
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The bzzzz bzzzzzz zzzozi is back. I know it never went away. I just stopped my ears from it. That takes energy that I don't always have. I don't quite not like it when they mimic a
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I think I sound less southern when I sing John Denver songs. Yes, one of them is set in West Virginia, but I feel Like a northerner when I sing his songs. I've got some interesting
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Then he realized he was now in a tunnel and the erratic breathing he was hearing was his own echoing back at him from the rock tunnel. He couldn't see but he wasn't quite blind. He
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So far I have managed to not actually do it. They'd probably lock me up and throw away the keys. I remember Miss Abigail Crabtree had a lisp when she told me to "Say thixxx!", & I
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"Look Padre, there's only so much ecumenical passion in me and I'm not wasting it on this", Vlad said as he shot Mel, staining his power suit & leather heels with cyborg blood.
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You know why I am here, don't you? I don't think you do. I think that you don't even believe in what you believe in. You're just holding up that sign so the alien spectator won't
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They were men, before that. Before that that. That that. That. So, that happened. It didn't have to but when you are both folding different houses of cards, it will more often than