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"Sir, I assure you this is prime rib. Those were NOT porcupine remains you saw being discarded." "That's a relief. Ooh, and it's so classy of you to garnish the rib with a quill."
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Растко је дуго размишљао о ономе што му је отац рекао. Чинило му се да ће се угушити.Није могао ником да објасни шта се дешава у његовој души. Нико га није разумео.
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Everywhere I go these last few days I’ve caught a whiff of corruption. When I try to track it down it’s not to be found. Maybe, I’m the corruption I’m whiffing. Each time is a rec
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"If any of you has reasons why these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold yo--" "Wait! Wait" Tommy Soggyhumps proclaimed loudly, running into the church.
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that the true vipers were out after dark, looking for adventure in city bars, movie theaters, and professional wrestling exhibitions.
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very good dancers, their cloven hooves trip on each other's tails. Not much of a demon secret and I only had 3 drafts of virgin blood left, (my 4th daughter was a disappointment.)
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It has gotten to a point that my memories and I can not be in the same room anymore. If we are we end up at each other's throats, which since its the same throat it is taking a bea
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When the fire crews showed up the group slipped under some lumber behind the garage to assess their situation. Nibbles had Gidget feeding off her & let the rest know she was going
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Before you all go getting your britches in a wad, I mean in a completely non-sexual way. I don't care how much flesh a terminator has, he's still a machine. My bacon&laundrybot was
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bomb underneath our tv & it turned to debris. My Turkey Bowl was ruined. "Now maybe you'll pay me some attention!" "But, Sweetie, the recliner's also toast, & I can't find Ted anyw
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If this got out, I'd be a dead fish the moment I entered the water. I held my gills closed a bit longer. The gummy worms were wearing off. I had to go. I jumped out of the man suit
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I might remind you that my act of cowardice, as you call it, saved the human race and 3 billion individuals. All that was left of the human race because we alone escaped Earth's d
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Shia Labeouf's bloody head floating in the full bath tube. Shia's head is still alive and trying not to swallow any of the brackish water. "This doesn't divide us", the head said.
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be about getting our business done on the pronto. I didn't come here to play games or play games either. Somebody owes me for these pizzas & I better see a fine ass tip. Bernard wa
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not yet used to not having a body kept trying to turn to watch his body small away but without a body, the head could only hang buffeted by the hold the masked man had on it. John
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Wherefore art thou, my digital resource? The sun is lit up bright but I'm in the dark without my digital resource. Deny P=IE and you'll win a mention, the Gospel from the Peanut Ga
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Did I say "igneous?" I must have been some sort of geologist. If only I could my memory back. I pulled myself out of the wreckage of the gigantic earth driller
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The way it works is the for each piece either side proposes must be met by it's opposite. The humans continued to only see demons & not the things that distinguish us from each oth
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Stock in anything pear related tanked. Even the short players missed out on it since nobody had an inkling that it was coming. You can't play short if you don't know there's a game
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and the rest don't go free until we get our money. You saw the condition of that one. Imagine two more days of that. Just as a reminder, here is a finger. I will let you guess whic