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Maybe it was the guilt that made him keep coming back to this job, no matter the strain it took on his soul. The things he had seen would haunt his dreams.
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The twins liked each other. but sometimes hated each other as well, because they weren't thought as as two people or even one person.
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loins. His new reproductive method involved mixing these ingredients together so they morphed into progeny resembling Groot. To his dismay, the little treelike creature got away.
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Shields & Yarnell were fishing at the VFW pier when they caught A Fish Called Das Limpett. He warned them about North Korean submarine operations in Lake Erie. He insisted they ale
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Little Miss Tuffet lived in a deluxe apartment in the sky just 2 floors down from George Jefferson & Weesey. Her daughter had attended high school with their son Lionel. One day sh
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, the disposal pro, tagged along-Piggy will eat anything. Following protocol, we smashed the front door. "Mam, we're Gillette Razor Recovery. Get dressed." To the medicine cabinet!
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Little Dick's eyes fixated on the screen, a monstrous, wall-to-wall size of a TV from which a PS4 Pro is attached, his hand resting lightly on the controller, ready to mash.
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perpowers experienced a barrage of turbulent surges in the computer mainframes protecting their countries. "THOSE N. KOREAN SOBs!!" Trump grabbed his shotgun & boarded Air Force 1.
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all night / I could have brewed all night / And still have brewed some more. / I could have soaked up yeast / And been an ale at least / But who is keeping score? / I'll never know
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nce and shut the back door. She told the driver, "Step on it." She meant hurry up to the hospital, but the EMT ran to the back and stepped on Ava's friend's lifeless limbs. One by
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"And leave no soldier's behind behind," came a voice. One of my newly appointed commanders brandished the umbrella and swore at the interloper, "Get behind me, bottom feeder!"
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Don't tell Princess Peach. She gets very jealous, and I have to rescue Zelda before my time runs out!
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(I repeat) Come again soon! (I) Next customer, step right up! (hate) Hello, how are you! (this) Did you find everything you wanted today? (job.) Will that be cash, credit or
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and said, "It seems a new wheel in not in this week's budget, I'm afraid. Maybe next week..." The sad hamster turned paler still. Eve became alarmed when
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I don't know if they muggers saw what was coming or not. Either way their heads were sawed off soon enough anyway. "I take it you won't be needing any help then." I smirked.
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Elanora walked out of her pristine, white mansion with a hop in her step. Nothing could possibly bring her happy-go-lucky mood down. Until she walked into that god forsaken alley.
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absolute must. One of my biggest regrets was starting this whole mess. Nobody's figured it out that it's all my fault, but then again, I killed all of the witnesses. Whoops.
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I say, are you a Cretaceous egg thief? Judging from your gargantian beak and large sternal plate, I should think so. You've go a small ganglion haven't you? A few short of a dozen
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a well-known graffiti-artist that he had just hitch-hiked across America with. JUST? This was his best friend, a huge influence and inspiration to Harry. Harry recorded it all on
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Backpack full of food and a heart full of dreams... Yeah THAT was all i needed when I first stepped foot into Atlanta... How naive I was... It's 5 years later and with two jobs I