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He hated his job because he hated himself. Also his job was awful, but he hated himself for having such an awful job that really it all balanced out evenly.
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Think of this as a very long one-sided conversation. Hello, hi, how are you, I'm quite well thanks, wonderful weather we're having, no I didn't kill that man, yes I want some tea
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Pfft! If a deer toots in a forest and no one is around that can hear it, does it still make a sound? The deaf girl kept following the trail and nearly stepped in a big pile of
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. "Johnson, how could you?" He sobbed. "After all we've been through together ... I thought you were the Johnson for me." Johnson and Johnson rode off together in a weinermobile.
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Space dust is dark & mercury quixotic, so the span that Max made had designs mysterious and an ever changing form. Millenia later his bridge formed the backbone of night
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I never plan on starting a rebellion, I just comment on stuff. It's not my fault people actually listen to what I say and then do something about it. I just like talking.
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He is so cute now in his new proper place that I hope heartily for rain. Sometimes I'm lucky.Then I can fondly reach up and take my coat from Pikachu's hooks on the way outdoors.
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It's hard to prove, too. "You see a second into the future? Heh, yeah right." I get that all the time. I am good at reading the signs ahead of time at least. In a second, I will
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I held it up closer and took a really long look at it. The stone was a miniature boomerang! I wondered who had designed it and how I had just happened to pick it up. Then it spoke
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By a tactical use of will, it had been found, it was possible for the Time Traveling Squirret, with the right training, to be one squirrel when it darted across the grass & another
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, with people yelling at their desktop computers, laptops, and phones in a wave of panic and frustration. Several splinter groups resorted to snail mail and *gasp* face-to-face con
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and then I fall back into a bed of feathers and pass out from so much opium inhalation. When I resurface, the lady of the swirling smoke is gone, and my feet are covered in soot.
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It's almost winter, and I'm dreading the cold that comes without snow. It's never cold enough for snow, and then there's none of the fun and all of the awful."
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"So I really need your help, and I know we've had our differences, like when I accidentally ran over your wife with my car, but we can't let this tear us apart."
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When I found out I was in a love triangle, I breathed a sigh of relief. "You two can have each other. Good luck." Then I moved to Canada and wrote several books.
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My diary wrote back, "The job interview went terribly. They said I 'didn't seem like the right fit.' So I cursed all the workers with a spell that turned them into carrots"
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perhaps, all you had to do was think, and the other person would be able to receive the thought and share a laugh. It wasn't so funny when the dying thoughts appear
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would I kill, who would I give the world to, and who who betray me in the end. I never knew who among them would fit those roles.
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All my diary entries read the same way, with me complaining about how nothing seemed to change.
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If you want to add on to this list: brains...brains...brains, you need to give my words just a twist...the breeze at my back was my neck kissing-ly gentle...gently kissing my neck.