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shit. You ain't ever gonna see any of that money. MySpace was your idea, dog. But you ain't getting a bone from it. Dat boi needs know that you don't appreciate the position he has
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just dat boi. The boy who turned his own father against our Great Emperor. A boy that exerted uncounted power to turn our greatest paladin into to killing his own cherished Master.
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I sent the moods. They went where they went, not where they were sent. I sent some emotions to catch them. They scattered into the neighborhoods of your cookie cutter town. I sent
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I understand that but right now? Really? Don't get me wrong. I am not opposed to a tryst but I don't think it is that smart to hook up with a Spartan right in the middle of battle.
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I'm not sure if this will help. It might be too late to defuse the device but I still got her phone number. I count that a win.
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Capt. Emo, I need you to take me and my team ten thousand leagues into your unconscious to find a world that time forgot, find it, and then get what we got to the man on the moon.
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Bro was crazy but he was crazy right. Right up until he trepanned himself with an electric drill while taking a bath. I keep his head on the table. Make a wish into the trepan hole
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"Unq, unq, hey Butthead, somebody just said butthole in la cabeza de tu hermano loco." "You're right Beavis but shut up. I'm singing my dolphin through the Pillars of Hercules."
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This is madness in your face
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Pool. Those little fairies and leperchauns were there! They were eating my back yard veggies and american BBQ. Except that one vegan fairy but still... they needed to return home b
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Ptito juv ma soiseh steh/usteh ptih hintus sistoina. Ptito juv ma soiseh steh/usteh ptih hintus sistoina.
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"I left my money back on Atlantix with your mothers. I told them I would be kicking your ass today above the planet fixture. They send their greetings & think you're a putz."
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Nothing happened, again.
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I thought I saw the imperial clouds on the march this morning. They are standing still just now. They are different than yesterday's. They were sleeker and better equipped. Sneaky.
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judiging from the size, it must have been a Japanese varietal slightly gone to seed with a longish thorny stem. I reached for the rubber mallet & gave myself two more bonks
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But when I reach out to you, human to human I can feel that your skin is scaly and that you have a tendency to bite when touched. I wonder if you might like to join my Freak Show.
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-tch that couldn't be scratched because her plastic back-scratcher had fallen behind the seat of her math-challenged Kia Soul. As Susan drove fitfully to the dollar store to
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". Just then the president of the United States rammed down the door and started pouring the Mrs. Butterworth's Enlarging Syrup all over his hands, which grew to a normal size
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As I waited for the hangman to finish with his duties I helped myself to his pickle juice. I imagine the pickles themselves had already been eaten. I hunted out a tin of sardines.
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Everybody knows that being in love is hard. Loving a girl who is blue and only one foot tall makes it harder. Most people thought I was a freak with a doll or robot. A pervert to