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broke his hoof. "Great!" cried Comet, "Rudolph...excuse me...Rudolf, the Russian reindeer, is hurt...bigly!" A hush came across the usually festive stable. "Don't you mean, big lea
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It was as if something, or someone, had control of the students and faculty; as if they were zombies--looked like, and to a certain extent, behaved like the real people-but they
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in the park, it could've been the 17th of July. Charity was full of it, Clarity wasn't nearly as clear as Joy was joyful. They crashed their hoverbikes into a man selling ice cream
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"Bless me my father for I have sinned.My love of basball has caused me to put the ball into the glove when no one is looking," Officer McGillicutty replied to Officer McGillicutty.
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That's when Senior Froglegs showed up in his geek tech gear. And in a fit of flying fingers and computing know how his tracked down the information clog, freeing all the secrets.
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chanting "Onward with our journey, finding flowers for our Bernie!" They continued this until reaching a sign "Roger's blood-red roses - 10 miles"
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He frenziedly sketched images of fallout shelters, wastelands, emaciated survivors, ravage, plunder. These were his notes on what the librarian was reading aloud- Ramona & Beezus.
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of a shattered gemstone. They could fool themselves into being happy with all their wealth, but nothing replace the vast emptiness they felt. They were all alone in the universe.
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see a huge tear rolling down Dufusbo's face. Strange- elephants don't usually cry at weddings. Was it the klutzy dancing? The choleric food? That the bride was a ton overweight?
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,his vorpal sword squiggles galoofing delight. And borogroves callaying well into the night. ‘Twas at that moment of uffish repute. Where the Bandersnatch and jubjub bird galoot
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Blind worm teats. An adder’s schlong. Lizards and howlets gettin’ it on. Mix ‘em together to make a bubbling stew, toss in some bacon, a slab or two. The hell-broth ain’t complete
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well, seven out of eight ain't bad. Nobody's perfect, right? -- Blinking at the blank looks from his target audience, the bawdy bard tried a different approach.
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cology is the best singer ever. The Sayicology ghouls invite you to the back alleys, their natural habitat, and then start doing tribal dances with tin cans and soap boxes.
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N The Tears is blasting from under the aqueduct where several Romani men were parked in a circle. Whomever it was that just whistled made the Romanis look around and they saw me.
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His mind was riddled with long, thin, hard, phallic objects...the same objects that stuck up out of my bathtub and sink...even out of my bed...and, on a few occasions, out of my
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without swim trunks!" Talvepaev tried hiding his nakedness. Hi boss just laughed. "We all had to go through the initiation." You want to be a Polish Polar bear you Estonian basta
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in the center of the back. The piece de resistance was the mustache that I placed squarely above the butt crack. Depravity a sharpie and burned body lead me to the dark side.
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The last restroom i attended in Rome came with a blood tampon and a larger rat chewing on it. I vomited and discovered why some people pee on the walls.
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with her alligator bag. It has sharply teeth that come out when no one is looking. "I need to get off this bus buster!" I shouted at the corner of the room, still tripping balls.
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The only friend who really likes Zee/Zed is his X. She likes him because he is zippy she even copies his sound trying to be like him (Xylophone and Xenophobia). But he has enemies