I asked my situation if Kenny Rodgers needed to get involved. I know there was more but the drumwork distracted me from my message. Then my situation, Well, it was my situation. I

"What do you mean? You've smelled the same asses that I have." "Yeah, but I don't chose to remember them." Sometimes arguing with myself was very annoying. Like that time that I

Accumulation was the word that escaped us back there. It went where it went and the went is now history. Still, it might have been a word that comes in handy. We won't know until

It might be a matter of a confluence of the psychic energy of the audience being directed at one man. The man on the stage. Not the one behind the blue curtain. If only we could

Their howling reminded me that I had a full cap ready to be lit. Sure enough, it was a matter of the combination of the two in the absence of any alcohol. Specifically, blood wine.

A fight broke out among the spectators, with each claiming to be the one. Det. Manatee drew lots, and a delighted old biddy was declared "Corpse Finder". She began dragging it home

"Oh, I know Sir," I said, not really knowing. "Let me take a look to see where I can accommodate you. Oh, the Yul Brynner Room has just popped open. Your key Sir. You're comped."

issue an ominous "crunch" each time he stepped on one of her dainty toes. Had she not been using, she'd've surely chosen another partner. The creature combed its antennae mid-dance

I was going to... you know what? Forget it. I did what I did and I didn't do what I didn't do. Lets just leave it at that.

for knowledge drove me to the forbidding Transylvanian mountain retreat to verify the Countess's reports on her husband. It was July when I stopped short of the wrought-iron gates

The the first child born after midnight, on January 1st, also had blue eyes. The next baby didn't. By morning the world knew eye color dispersion in newborns was back to precrisis

An old fat frail man like me has no business dancing in his kitchen like a Flapper. But there I was, with bad knees and without a trace of rhythm. When the FBI surveillance video

Sorry bro, I didn't read a thing you were saying. I was busy figuring out how to do this fold. I guess I chose thumbing my nose at you.The next folder, I hold in the highest esteem

So my hearing was working. I just had to assume my eyes were working just fine and that it was too damn dark.Suddenly, even through the Environment Suit, I discovered my nose still

have done what I actually did...which was nothing. I stood by & let it happen. Chickensh*t, that's me. The next day I had my opportunity to redeem myself when Shaniqua asked me if

Are they even real? No, they're odd real. Extremely odd real. Ok, not that that is settled. We can move on to the next item on the Agenda. Which is this business with the statue in

through these vast featureless horizons that I can't see. I see other people on the same listless meander. I wonder if I should say hello or stare or whatever. I wonder. Are they

To make a short story long, it all began at the Big Bang. Up to that point I didn't know I had business that I didn't want others to know about. There hadn't been others before.

I made a mental note to have chicken Alfredo for lunch. Can you imagine if I had had the Pasta Primavera, I asked myself. I didn't bother answering. I was awake & covered in vomit.

fire and looked for a way to make a dramatic exit. As i reached the door eventually someone else said something: "HEY, are you going to the mountains later or