A rouge carpet in front of a wooden fire wearing a bikini. This zombie could burrow its way into my mind and unleash the horrors within. Must, remove the head, destroy the brain..

insert witty line, here.) Meanwhile, back at Francine's Community Outpost (which was a whorehouse, let's face it), Dungaree Jeff was just pulling on his pants. "I'll have to pay

/ I can see that you are evil, I can see that you are vile / And I know you want to kill me, and I know you want my head/ But I'll kill you first with kindness, and you'll marry me

One could only hope that somehow, their dwindling numbers would lessen their aggravation at an unfortunate man being thrown into their tank.

I spout out a shout to the people that count, which is no one because that's not what I'm about. The universe don't see you or your sorrow, don't give a shit if you have tomorrow.

The melting pot itself was a pot melting when she tried her hand. She had no idea how she was doing it but her touch on the magic was so gentle & graceful, he forgot he was the tea

Larissa, like a Brenda, doesn't exist. Or she is Everywoman. And like a Brenda, people have worked out the math of you and Larissa ever being a thing. Together, Like in hooked up.

not before (<Larissa's napkin from lunch that day.>) the (<Kilroy Murpheson was a piano tuner who died of pig stomach.>). Pyle looked at Sneaky Pete and blew him a kiss. Kidney's

My fashion sense was even boohoo hooed. How can this be, I asked myself. At 3 I lit up Paris when I found a box of matches. Now I'm making match commercials. One trick pony, maybe,

I let it slip out and it wrecked the garage. It squeaked when it should honk. Honked when it was to be quiet. I checked the warranty. It looked good. I had to track down the planet

slip on the dance floor on a spot of the previous dancer's sweat. Tiny Tina, all 36 inches of her fell between the stage and the door to the conductor's box. Only her 44DDD's were

I surprises me how little I knew about climate change. Sure enough, here came the straw that broke the calm. A Greenpeace spacecraft protesting the Asteroid Independence Front's Io

I know I got the right guy down there. The one to pull the trigger. Get it done. I thought by letting them out a little might help me find him or her quicker. We all knew what we

I had heard the world click. I don't know why it clicked but I think I know why mayo was stuck to the bottom of her shoes. My girlfriend's shoes had both dry and fresh mayo spilled

By the time I got to the coffee house I was already being hyper vigilant to catch and make sure the change was for the Good. When I sat down I knew I had done something wrong. I

When their path crossed a clearing the half moon was too much light and the creature stayed to the trees. But close enough to track Jack. When will it attack, wondered Jack. It had

Sir, we have a problem on the Production Floor in Omaha. One of the units volunteered to go into the shredder. This has shaken most of the operators. It showed sacrifice, sentience

"I'm only 47. I'm too young to get married. I'm also too old to fill out all those forms. I thought computers were supposed to get rid of all this paper. Still, it gets me a chance

It was because it gave me another reason I could use to get out of this wedding. I'll claim the sun burn has given me the melancholic drithers. I couldn't do that to Scott, but I

I began by tracing out the limits of where I work. My brother's head, like mine, was hard. I started with chisel & mallet. I broke 2 surgical chisels. Then a trepanning drill bit.