Consider this a precautionary tale of how it might be if you do not act to forestall it. Let us check in with Wilhelm Punch. It is 2022 and he hasn't seen his VA representative in

up the espresso machine to bits just cuz her drink arrived cold, & was roundly applauded. He wondered if they were saluting her moxie or her figure in a nightie. A bikinied barista

Eric, age two, waddled over to his mother and pointed at his diaper. "I pee pee." Eric's mother Donna sighed, walked over to him, and carried him to the changing table. Potty train

self ask. She walked over to him, smirking. "Quite the opposite," the woman purred while adjusting his tie, "you were a patient of mine. I know who you really are, MISTER Acula!"

Don't give me that look. Guts is guts. There is no gentile way of saying it. "You could have said offal. Offal would be more gentile." I was glad to see that his time at the univer

need to tame it. Do you have an eggplant like that?" I looked at her wishing so hard that she was talking about my raging manhood because I definitely had the Bruggah she needed.

around his pointing device & melted together from the heat. If he thought the universe was doing this on purpose he might have flipped the it a finger. Instead he slipped it in the

Which in the Rubble resident meant that Betty had to get his rocks off for him. Barney could be hard when he had to be. Which was until Bam Bam was born. But sometimes needed Betty

Just in case other pinheads wanted to do the same he patented the idea of replacing the pins with spinning drill bits. He also funded some of his own competition. Had it coming in

a bunch of hanged golf resort workers. A burst of shotgun fire rang out in the setting sun. It sounded like Bertha and her kids had found another alien brood hiding in the garage.

I asked the Australian Exchange Student who we called Ax if her bum had ever steered her wrong. "I don't steer with my bum. I steer with my clear vision and sharp brain." I didn't

It was in an alien script. It also looked like yellow smiley face. "Now you know our secret professor." The boy fought his chains to see who was talking & to whom. There was nobody

Hobart, Tasmania. Hey kids, did you know that Tasmania is one of the states that make up federal states of Australia. Herbert the grass didn't know this because she had never been

mimed that there was an axe murderer in the rave crowd. Krystal appreciated the rave dancers dancing her that message but she couldn't dance anything back. She turned before the ax

200 years later the plague is sentient & in possession of the Enterprise Arkship. To boldly go where no plague has gone before. To seek out new worlds and infect them with ourself.

that it turned out I hadn't wanted. To bad you had to have it first to know you didn't like it. Possibly Real was Real all right. She put out but then she put me through the ringer

Which led me to wondering how I would feel to have somebody that doesn't exist doubt that I exist. What proof could I give the non-existence that wasn't tied back to our states?

It is true. A man did once say that. Not to me but to a friend. He is not really a friend or a he. But sometimes he/she/it is more than that. She/it/he is me or you or them. All of

"But thats not hard at all. Everybody knows irony collapses without a compromised meaning. That is the easiest thing in the world to come by. "Let me see those worms," said a man.

When I said that, I saw him across the street on the other side of the Jersey barriers. He looked like Sean Bean with long wet hair. I checked my six. It was nestled between five &