If you create a character that is thinking about what kind of character he would be if somebody else created him, which character are you? i thought about being the car salesman.

Lerpert's suddenly bringing up breaking up came way out of the blue for his imaginary friend. "If you do that Lerpert Mopthread, I'll die." Lerpert looked at his crying imaginary

Who's to say if it worked or not? Only me. How will I know? That is the rub now, isn't it? An itch, maybe. Running up and down your leg. Soft piano. Silence. Much later a single go

The hand that was bitten is giving me trouble now and then. The other hands are watching to see how I am going to deal the other hand. They always feel like the other hand. Gotta

They thought my father the king ruled them. He did rule them, for me. You can pull all the legalese you want but this princess is the true Queen in this story. They sought to marry

He still got double and met a showgirl or two. They were, dancers in the Chairman's Room. They claimed to be sisers. The blue and white one and the white and blue one. If they said

Sounds like a lot of work for the money. On the other hand, I bet Mia Farrow will be somewhere there around Frank. & Deano always has some leftovers for us bums. Or Sammy could be

Earlier I told you that I was going to explain how we found the fool. This is that story. Larrisa was at Home Depot with her father when they met the neighbot's brother. Biggest di

Do you realize that everybody that ever lived in this house is dead except me and those people below who might still be my family. For 400 years. I had to have Mrs. Havisham burned

I keep forgetting the sad truth. That is what it always will be, sad. Ok, so the truth set you free. Ok, Here's a truth for you. Where are you, me, and the kids going to live now?

Tadeo spurred his horse to catch up with the knight who was returning to his father's retinue. Suddenly the knight turned around and was facing him ready for battle. Tadeo knew he

I was joking when I told that kitten goodbye. I told her if she felt raw about it, she could remember that she probably killed me. Doesn't feel that funny now that she did. The bit

OMG! I can't believe how blind I was. I just heard my father say something really nasty to somebody in his room. Who the hell is he talking to? Mom is at work. Same as every Wednes

I took that to mean that line from that private chat commercial. "Are you a sexy pill?" I guess he was in there giving himself an aspirational build up. That or he was masturbating

AND THAT IS NOT A MOTH-EATEN SUIT! I ran the little culprit running to his much bigger mama and her much bigger husband and his brother's next door neighbor's daughter, Larisa.

"i undercut you both with Wotan usurping Olympus while you while your while away with willing mortal women. Behold, his Son Thor, A god of Thunder and other things. You wouldn't kn

A fool was found. I'll tell you how later in the story. Right now, we got to get him ready to go meet the king. Stop scratching your backend laddy and go fetch me some fresh milk!

A different story to every story if you're brave enough. Few were that. They took each story as the ultimate arbiter on itself. Judge not yourself lest you find the judge a fool.

"Hey kids, why are you looking oddly? Are you kids on drugs? Why are you looking past me over my shoulder and all synchronized in looking up over my head." I spun around. OMG WTF!!

She looks a lot like Alanis Morrisette. I don't know if I spelled that in American or Canadian. It was true about what they say about the water there. It is lava. Don't worry. You