I decided that I would kill Darth Vadar. People would remember me then. That is the Dude That Killed Darth Vadar. Yeah, that's me. The Dude That Killed Darth Vadar but my name inst

I'm sure that I had a plan for today. Things I wanted or needed done. Maybe making a list didn't make the list. I'm pretty sure it wasn't sitting here writing about it like this.

abandon at such a rate that VM 17 was soon our of Baby Ruth's & Mars bars. The only thing left to shoot Gojira with was Zero bars, VM 17 thought it funny. Admiral Tachibana ordered

of the lowest in moral circumspect. Those who meander thusly and thusly want. That man, was a girl. A little girl named REDACTED SmREDACTED Jr. It didn't have to turn out like it

I need burritos stat!" His daughter already had it bagged up for me. "Thank you Pharoah's Daughter," I said & threw some drachmas at her dad & it was back to the Pyramid's narrow

Thrown to the wolves. Is how I felt when I was thrown to the wolves. That is really me being on point. Keeping up with Reality. I'm buying that snarling & spittle. OUCH! DON'T BITE

A parable walked into the joint I was in the back corner in.I knew she was looking for simile. She had that frisky look in her eye. Simile was her biggest supplier but she'd been t

Those who know, know and those who don't know, well, it doesn't matter then if they know or not anymore.

A hole in the ground is to Napoleon as your mother is to the crowd. "The crowd is always wrong."

"I congratulate you sir, for your capacity to, um, to grind." Mr. Blackcross did'nt deign to notice.

So there it was. The moment that all of history had been building to. Who was to eat that last bag of Cacahuates estilo Japones? Caesar had been on my side. Tupac was on his. They

I was wondering if rite is the root of ritual. People, other than me, might wonder themselves if it is. Who has the right to say that is right? According to Wright, who wrote, "Rot

"Those of us that are tweens can tell you about being dragged off to something that will be good for us but really is lame. We're there because they're trying to regain their youth

“Now…now…ju…just hold on there, Missy. I happen to be from Indiana, Pennsylvania. No…no…not the State of Indiana…it…it’s…just a small town of 10 thousand, outside of Pittsburgh.”

Just another day in the life of white people in DC. Sarah Liar-Mouth Sanders, Mike Constipated-but-not-Gay Pence, and Tweety-Bird Trump wore their smugness like

and was just the right guy to intercede. He savors his mead but passes the weed lest that supercede the limits he agreed to, as someone might need to, but some do not heed

a dream in Pram Baby's starry-eyed father's eyes. He was so proud of his ravishing prodigy that his wife eventually divorced him. But their lucky break came when Sergei Eisenstein

Beethoven watched in awe Mozart's lips flapping away uselessly:"So THIS is..." & he composed his magnum opus "The Sound of Silence". " 'With Mozart GARFUNKEL' ?!" thundered Amadeus

koning them to join them being cold. Plutonians live with it their whole lives. Very few Plutonians die without succumbing to the cold. They vernerate those who die naturally. Some

UT ME DOWN OR IT WILL BE YOUR JOB," screamed Mr. Slate as he dangled hundreds of feet about the Slate Quarry. "Oh no, Mr. Slate, this is way beyond just my job," Fred Flintstone sa