impersonator explained, "is that I charge by the hour." "But my son demanded that Gregory Guildmas come to his birthday! And the real one's been dead for 50 years," the lady cried.

it and I wished I'd taken the opportunity to have a peek before I passed it on. The crying woman scribbled hastily on the back of her boarding pass and addressed it to B37.

hello bye.

lab tech frowned upon my methods. I removed the peanut butter from the Reese's monkey's honeypot, weighted it, tagged it, & sent it off for analysis. The Reese's Pieces people came

The Eternal Return we're always living in gave it another pass. There was nothing but to do but to huff it out of bounds. That meant crossing the No Man Zone with my skin intact.

Quate got a brain & a face but his head was on backorder. He had to make do with what he had. His condition got him out of going to school. This allowed him to learn. He also skipp

Chongo Pelacas once told me that the wise man doesn't look at the explosion, he looks at the puppetmaster. I thought we were talking about crayons so I didn't have a response to

He hated that he was going around making everything a this or that when that is exactly what he didn't want to do. He was all for open horizons, open gates, open minds. Duality had

Quate didn't believe in anything because it took too much work. You had to remember the rules in which that belief was encased, plus that. Even his belief in unbelief was a ploy.

The problem with giving cocaine Quate is that it only made him do nothing faster. His mother was heard to decry that "If there was an award for doing nothing. Nothing." Quate could

I think I would miss my spleen, on purpose. Give it a small chance to get away. It would be like the Warriors. Getting outside my body would be its Coney Island. Swann and the Crew

and she's had to live with the knowledge that she did. Most likely related to that, since I'm bringing it up, there was another dead body missing its spleen found in the city's new

If your womb was barren you were considered holy. Maybe but it just made Clare feel odd to have people hitch their karma to hers. First of all, it dragged me down. Secondly, where

It took 3 years of infanticide before Congress fixed the wording on the law. One woman, one birth, all other pregnancies were to be aborted. Second births were punished by prison.

bsinthian trance chaperoned by the blue genie herself. But after the vodka melon experiment, I thought this would be safer. I was wrong.

I like how when you finally see what it is, you can really see it as it is. You aren't seeing it through your filters. You're in awe and even then you've already lost it. A vision

The Temple of Sighs sent the untested into the Test. What came out was a Caine. He walked the earth like a jewel in the sky. He deflowered a florist and rampaged a rake. Most impor

I looked over the banister and only saw an endless spiral of the bald heads of the monks of Perpetuity going done into the Maelstrom of Unease. Each resigned to their fate. I got b

The plants around us were furious when the President finally signed the Gel Question Treaty which recognized the Gels of Asteroid #48201M2 as having proved themselves sentient. The

It wasn't easy getting offworld using Earth's primitive technologies. That had been stipulated. Shroud would only deal with those who found their way into his temple. Restrictions