It was back there. Let there not be a question about that. It was back there. My wife says it was a White Face Fleece DaReddmann kind of face. I knew exactly which she meant and I

That slipped by. Most probably didn't notice until I just mentioned it. They went back to look at what I meant but each moment piled on each moment it wasn't & vice versa, versa vi

oody Wood Show on my childhood. I had reason to believe that Buffalo Bob and Buffalo Bill were related to barbeque sauce but I couldn't nail it down. "Get wings," the waiter insult

I'm not exactly lying but they are not coming. That is a pipe dream and if I had a pipe I would show you. It has something to do with changing the force along a vertical, not horiz

For my part. Thank you. I don't know how it is that I continue to be in your good graces after the dullard I've become. The parts of me that are missing are coming in, through, & b

We can't see things with our old eyes now. We have to use the new eyes that we got on discount at the Clearance Bin & Consignment Shop on Cumberland & University. Half the vision

It is strange that at the moment that I feel renewed I am also at my most vulnerable. I don't know what is so strange about that. Rebirth is just that. We've got to learn to walk.

Look, I know that this is exactly what a psychopath would tell you but I'm not going to kill you unless you ask me to kill you. And you will. But I'm no psychopath. I am a person.

User, as it turned out to be, was true.Nobody minded, at first. Then somebody might have minded but never spoke up about it until 23 years of everything else since then. Maybe, you

Sven didn't get why, in the middle of this thunderstorm, the door to door vacuum cleaner salesman insisted in being allowed to give his sales pitch & he'd throw in an extra toilet

I don't care what canon says about it. I was there. I had my hands on it for months, retrofitting it's hyperdrive dampeners. They renamed her the Millennium Falcon when I was there

By triangulating their signal back to at them, we have established that they are inside the hold of the Flying Dutchman. So answer your obvious question; No, we don't know where it

Turns out that wasn't the future's artillery fire but a dangerous thunderstorm which has already developed a trio of lingering tornadoes that had the town surrounded. Nobody in, no

UPON HORROS BUT HER G-STRING HIT HER G-SPOt (it took me a while to figure that one out) & gee, what do you think we got! "That is all we wanted for you Aggie. For you to be happy.

that wasn't free. Yehudi looked like a tree no matter how or what direction. Yehudi was elated. "Now, I will be the man that isn't there!" Hearing this, the cloud next to him broke

"Get away from me!" hissed Chino. "Don't even think about it." But I had thought about it. How did Chino know? "I have ESP, jerk!" Chino snarled. The Green Room wasn't what it was.

sh on without guilt. Where we've passed on to, guilt is a no-no. My BF was found guilty & sentenced to be an extra in Ghostbusters 4. She's made to drink her own ectoplasm out of a

summon his sword. He held up a space-mitted "one moment, please" finger to his adversary, but nope, that button on his suit yanked him back to the airlock at high velocity. Three m

The Horse Head Nebula hadn't realized that Robotrain RTC4702 was talking to it. By the time it did notice Robotrain RTC4207 Had been scrapped & the monkeys were Masrwes of the Univ

Joyce finished with the drywall debris. She checked her watch (yes, watch). Building the foundations towards fulfilling a prophecy that hadn’t been prophecized yet was the least of