"To roots of the modern tomato kechup lie in the fermented anchovies used to make garum in the ancient world in Greece, Rome, etc." As predicted Jose grimaced at being told this.

my experiencing of these things. I was no more engaged it these events than I would have been if had them being related to me by a dyslexic mime while I was being cavity searched.

But she reminds me so much of me when I was her age. Except I never deflowered a mother superior. Imagine that, she's only 7. What kind of mother would I be if I let her see 8? She

the airport on the tarmac. They had never met before. She looked at him. "Reggie?" "No thanks," my brother Reggie answered because he only does Dro. So she said, "The white rabbit

Unfortunately, I was not the only one who thought so. Suddenly my perfection was tarnished by another beside me. She was also ready to die here and her perfection didn't mind me. I

More like an invisible latticed basket inside a bright vacuum room. I guess I don't need to breathe in here. Feels odd not breathing but then realized that is not all I don't feel.

Today for the first time in a long long while I awoke feeling OK. It was OK, liked that. Then about an hour ago went back to bleh. I feel like an emptiness inside a hole of nothing

I'm not going to pussy foot around the subject but the predicate lacks an object. That, at least, is what I told myself in the dark. When I was left alone with my character and it

aro's biggest fan but Mitch owned only prints. His garage was stacked to the ceiling with them. His wife was fed up & organized a garage sale while he was at an art fair. Pissaro

The next question asked Mark if murder had been a crime that existed before the 10 Commandments, starring Charlton Heston. Again Mark said, "Yes." He was rewarded with a pellet and

We took pains to highlight the differences between our product & a merkin. Our basic unit was called The Down's First Sign, for obvious reasons. Many called them Training merkins.

Ted made short work of Spike and tied him up beside the others. Ted went through Spikes pockets as well. There was a WRENCH, and a cryptic message written in Elve's Spit. I put the

might look at me and see me as just Farris F. Freemont, a facilitator of the impossible but you'd be so wrong. You should see me as Opportunity knocking on your door. Adam and Eve

I had conveniently left for her painted on her bedroom wall in somebody's blood. In her fruit snack bliss she never saw the cryptogram and I was still under the gun with the suits.

"That is just a lie that found itself into the Legend of John Belushi. The truth is what for him it was always Pepsi Pepsi that got them to drop those panties, if they were wearing

to some guy named Steve Jobs, I guess. I don't know if the guy sucked it or not. I do know the audience started getting antsy over the licensing fees & the EULA on his Occular Enha

keep a writhing radish wrapped in a new born's caul and you will always have something; a quick snack that smells heavenly and sour at the same time, or a bit of sympathetic magic

As I looked down upon this new world I wondered how long it would take us to forget the lessons that drove us seek this new world. How long before we destroyed this one? XO says we

Critics of the Robotic Sexual Studies program often pointed to this Master's prerequisite. How does a master's level knowledge in Furries help in measuring the libido of a toaster?

Due to those circumstances related elsewhere, my eggs ended up cooking on the pan for about 20 minutes. By the time I got back to them they were cooked hard & steaming at my treatm