had to be done. Each day, when the mail arrived, he'd wait until the mortals were gone, and fumble open a catalog to the pool supplies section. "Above-ground pool installation!"

Her name was nova. she was a cave girl. I asked her if she wants banana. My name is Stony I am caveman but never a damned bam bam thank you ma’am man, he loved the cavegirl

"You're right. I forgot the Process. If forgot it intentionally. We have used the Process all of our lives, it works, so we don't question it. In reality we don't know how or why

I chose the weapon. I chose a 4 story setup. The first 3 would all have the same starting sentence but would be different stories. The fourth one broke one of the rules. Only then

I seem to be missing some of the teeth of the comb I am writing with, my mouth. That's why my words are missing certain parts here, there & everywhere to ever wear a Care Bare to a

I first heard it was a wolverine. Then The Wolverine. Then a werewolf. I meant to ignore it but that was the only thing anybody wanted talk about that summer on campus. The bodies

Monkey brain dynamics were in play, I suspect, on that cold day in May. It will be long remembered for being so damn cold & after what transpired on the other side of the park that

But Chango Pelacas is better suited for more messy things; wet things. Wetwork things. You know? Wet work. Ring a bell? Anyway, yeah, we're up for that. Bring on the spy ladies.

El Pato Elado once spit into the eye of a Roc on Mt. Ararat. On a bet. The Roc lost. The Roc took his hit bought another round for the table & bid us all a good night. Roc is cool.

Cuba arrived earlier than I thought and I was still dreaming about arriving in Cuba when the flight attendant shook me awake to tell me we had landed. I promised her a mojito if el

The execution squad didn't notice because they were all gathered around the prisoner's smartphone. They were watching Debby Does Dallas on Youtubbe. Jeong had already seen it so he

More often than not, Granny General Abigail Crabtree has found herself pitted against General Custer & his lackey dog Loomis. They traded wins & losses, mourned each others dead, &

Granny General Abigail Crabtree once said, "I might be above a little ass kissing but that doesn't mean I don't like having it done." Nobody has ever heard her repeat it. I didn't.

I remember Nova fondly. She had been the cavewoman who invented the wheel. I didn't know that was her until I taught her how to do it. I supposed there was the chance I had been in

Silence, you impudent amoeba. What I do, I do for the past/future of us all. A caveman didn't just accidentally invent the wheel. It took me three days to teach her how to do it.

those that held that the outside was much better for the complexion than it was for the inside in the three millennia they'd been together. The outside is better for most of us any

I started to suspect the goldfish had something going on that my having quit my job 3 days ago interrupted. Or maybe, I thought, they are trying to warn of me of some killer behind

we had accumulated every kind of bingo punch there was. Now that I had the Kickapoo Casino's bingo punch and Mrs. Beardsley had me as her partner in the bingo tournament. Stretches

e simulation died and Karl Grunersson was revealed to have been Sullen Lad #4. "Your fantasy now is to be a robot's love toy," his wife asked, exasperated. Angry now, Karl replied,

I gave a potato I dated twice another chance but she only answered me with moldy eyes. If Lola don't want it then Lola won't have it, her face seemed to say out through her mouth.