was meant to be. Not that Super-Kanye bullshit we found on Diarrhea Planet. Kanye would just have to be content with lame rapping and stupid attention-getting measures until he

That's why I always travel with the Friendly Driver's Trusty Radar Companion, or FDTRC for short. It's the ultimate tool for knowing when oncoming drivers should meet their doom.

Then Duckman burst in by falling through the fine glass domed ceiling & landing in Micky Spillane’s lap. Meanwhile, she had stopping singing the Howard the Duck Quack Quack Quack Q

Believe you me, that the third and last time I will God’s instrument on Earth. The pay sucks and I can’t have any women. Fuck that whole move this mountain through faith shit. I’m

I got off at Turnball Station and ran into Erdös boarding. I hadn’t seen him in 17 years. He saw me, beamed. He pointed at me & said, “Toni Basil!” “That is right, that was her. “

Toby never knew he had a grandfather let alone a rich one until yesterday when some guy named McPerla told him his grandfather was dead and left it all Toby. McPerla gave him 96546

I never realized that Woodstock took place the week after the Tate/LaBianca murders by the Manson Family. It is possible that Sharon’s Woodstock ticket was on the nightstand next

“I’m not aware of any MMO Clan that requires its members to submit blood & DNA samples & then make vows to demonic forces. Do you Senator Wentworth?” “I was young, it was college…”

My sausage like fingers coupled with my nemesis, autocorrect, had burned me again. I swore again that would be the last time. I was so earnest that my tongue forked lightning!

“How come you don’t like vacuuming with Mally,” Deidra asked Presumption Tolkienopulus. “Because” was her answer. That seemed reasonable to Deidra. She activated the Mally & presu

Capricorn One-ing of the famous Philly moment. I could see the Star Chamber's reasoning. If Rocky didn't run up those steps in that 80s video, then who shot the Grassy Knoll?

and, he, the Monster of the Hypotenuse, was obtuse of meaning but they would make it work for the sake of the 3 realms & 1 astral plane. The posted a koan with a mudra which he

they landed smack dab in front of a seedy-looking deli on the south side of Mars. "Marvin's Grinders-n-More" was just a stone's throw from the Syria Planum. McPerla & El Chango ate

But the supervisor remained skeptical. Our crew chief Joe said, "These are the pictures. Alien pods. Excellent pods. I can hear them now." Finally the supe put his ear to the floor

"I'd fire you, but I want you to suffer. I know you're tempted to say it's temples all the way down, but a kroton beam would slice the planet in half, then we could get to the core

him change for a dollar after he'd pressed her coin return button repeatedly. Seeing it again almost brought back those memories I had lost when I was aboard the mothership. Almost

I saw the curtain fall on me but forgot it immediately. I only saw what they told me I saw or did to see it done. That is when I saw McPerla mixing it up with the locals in a dive

Back at your cubicle at work, on the 13th floor of the Mucous Building but better known as the Home Office of the 1stt Galactic Bank of Titan, you're up to your ass in TPS Reports.

ne with a feathery "Why" from the lips of a faerie princess. "What do you mean faerie Princess? Why are you so sad? Please don't be so sad..." but you can't finish because you're

I contacted her to offer to buy the schmuck's junk. Turned out others had hated the guy as much as me and the bid on his balls was already topping 20,003 dollops With FREE SHIPPING