Grendl looked at his brother looking at the glass case containing the widow Regina Vanderbilt's dentures without taking his owns eyes off the case. Only one of them could have her.

spun was eclectic, inclusive, & most of all, incisive to the aforementioned savvy listener. It was music that engaged the mind, the body & for many, the soul. Urban Hayes, Radiogod

Then the final shift happens & Down was on top now. Down was Up, White was Black, 42 was still the answer but it had gotten a new paint scheme which the consensus is he is rocking.

I hear you asking how, if I forgot her, was I able to tell you the story of my forgetting her. I can only point out the dying horses in slo mo over there behind the middens. Trod

walked into the thin air they had at that time of year in Vermont & that was that. Not only did I not know her, I didn't know I should have. The tin of maple syrup was just that,

For those new to the game, let me make clear that anything that I right any wrong, I like to sit back with a chilled glass of ASSWIPE bottled water. Obviously, outside the bottle.

finishing school where they were polished, sometimes spit shined where it was appropriate and always in the presence of two or more Jesters. Turmoil erupted when a buffoon tried to

El Pato Elado was entering the lobby of the Galactic 1ST Bank of Titan carrying a 5 gallon bottle of ASSWIPE branded purified water when his credentials didn't pass muster & he was

“Eat them.” Abigail said darkly. “What?” She threw her arms up and cried blood tears, wailing “EAT THEM ALL! MAKE THIS RIGHT!” I nervously eyed the pile of sharp, broken records...

Orange Juicer, the superhero, was lounging around his secret underground Orange Julius with a couple of his lethal Anita Bryants when the Red Juicer Phone started Juicing a problem

The Ginormousants were eating their massive quantities of Chunkys. They maintain a direct portal to the original production run of them on a loop. Infinite Chunkys for everyone!

"Of course I have spies in your castle, Ser Baalister. They were my castles before I made you Steward. I even know what you shit out before I know what I shit out. You've not been

"You are wrong..." The Court's collective gasp drowned out anything the High Herald might've followed those 3 words with. The New Queen looked at him & then them. "Off with his cod

Did Guild of Tarts jump the shark with this week's episode, A Long Knight? The Deus ex machina bit where Ari kills the Queen of the Dusk with her father's straight razor, although

dollup of sweetened poi that I remembered seeing on my plate of eggs and Spam when the cute wahini set it down before me. I couldn't find it even after 80 days. I could've circled

For most of history, humanity has seen itself as the center of everything. Against the vistas of human endeavor, each universe fails by leaving humanity bored with Nothing. If IT

We grew up in the 27th dimension without The Pink Floyd. Instead, we had the periwinkle ramona. I only mention it because I miss the periwinkle ramona's Currency, although I also

Being conjoined twins made being the bass player for the periwinkle ramona a blast. Regina handled the frets while Dolores handled the bridge and the sustain. Their mom, Eve Mudd,

old Airstream that some reported being in the neighborhood the night they vanished. Det. Manatee found it odd that all of the Alvarez's neighbors described the Airstream in hushed

When you took the street kid in, you really did want to help him. You understood some of what he was facing. You also hoped he would do what you couldn't & murder you. He didn't &