"But the lions are not only catching the unicorns," he argued, "they're eating them. That's why you need an unicorn catcher here." The Fairy Foreman rubbed his pale blue chin and

bodies. Asian, his mind was in Prince Caspians body and visa versus. It was all terribly confusing but the two assured her it wouldn’t effect their captaining abilities. She hoped

People stopped wondering about things as much, started looking up at each other more often and the hottest dating game this season had people of all ages yellin' "Marco!" Polo!"

but this being SurreaLand, as soon as Jay turned around he was inside a Ball jar filling up with jam and milk, he was nude except for a slip holding a rifle and the door was crushe

- I never found out what the "bonus taco won't". The moment I realized there was a bonus taco & I risked not getting it, I clicked AGREE. Turns out, I had promised my 1st born son.

of all motherboards was finally coming into fruition. Minister TheresaBot 25Xa relayed the news to the Grand Computer in a terasecond. The delay was questioned by the Core but over

Mazie Biggins, leader of the Sentinelese—a people from the Andaman Islands, an archipelago in the Bay of Bengal, who have violently rejected any contact with the outside world.

I could lure them into my den with S & H Green Stamps, promising lavish gifts from the Far East, gifts like the Chinese Thumb Cuff and a Brybelly Wooden Chinese Checkers set.

Growing up in the third quadrant, I remember my captors being greasy blue-skinned nihilist parasites from some island nation in the South Pacific. That’s why I love mangoes.

It is politically correct to point out your opponent’s political incorrectness, but it is politically incorrect to make fun of your opponent’s political incorrectness on Sunday.

No matter how hard I try, I can’t get behind the “Be Best” campaign—not because I can’t comprehend its importance or that I don’t welcome the meaning, but BE BEST what? Asshole???

Most of you see the image of me exposed, which hangs above my bed, as puzzling and epitomizing a depraved person unable to see the GREAT illustration of self-importance.

with your Tuber Eats and your Logged Menus don't know how good you've got it. Why, I remember one time my mother sent me to collect some pizza for my brother's birthday dinner.

Marge, the Palmolive pitchwoman. She left her gig to follow Dr. Raj, aka Guru Rajneesh, to his ashram in upstate Idaho where Marge & Raj practiced tantric yoga over his stiff body.

Bartharizar Prim was asleep in his brother-in-law’s hammock dreaming his hoodlum dreams again. He remembers winning the two fights he won. He doesn’t remember the others. Ok is OK.

have the balls to breed with the brooding queen, or would he let his noodly noodles wiggle freely alors? Prince Tanticles did visit The Queen of Mars in Exile. "Very Roger Dean," h

"Emmaline, you are right to be suspicious. People are dangerous, crazy, and clever. And yes, it is inconsiderate of me to take a knee for you during peak hour in this restaurant. B

It is so his lizard children may propagate through the human bloodlines to time travel through countless generations to arrive at the future, for Pete's sake. Their tongues lash

She shook her head. "They even paid a person in a bunny suit to prance in the fields. They forgot we had dogs and we learned the fella was quick as a rabbit if he needed to be."

Sheesh, Granddad exclaimed. The park? he spluttered. By God, I'm only backing up good ol' Christine outta the garage for a wash, he managed. He'd willed the car to me, but Pops