printed with a photo of Earth under the words "Have You Seen Me?" But the president didn't care. He had a rocket ready to send himself and his family far into space at a moment's

Yes, Josiah had slowly morphed into a psychopath. The1st time his father used him as an illustration was in a sermon entitled: "A Boy In This Town (Who Name Will Not Be Mentioned)

Jeff (Google Earthman)’s pictures had ruined a few lives by revealing the penis-shaped bldg. in Dixon, IL (@ 41.84201,-89.485937),& Jimmy punching Tommy in an after school fight.

grabbed the first pair of tidy whities and slammed my tallywacker and my giggle berries into the belly of the chilly white cotton brief. Everything shrunk--instantly. The clerk

but on other times it would enhance the lovemaking. For instance now. Aiden was doing the Work, that Gurdjieff taught him, upon her ying with his yang. Her kundalini was rising and

The astrotech looked at the offer the psychic was offering. Word on the street was that this guy, this XO-55, wasn't even a guy but an alien or something infernal. The word demon m

Don't pull your bullshit on me on this. We're killing those people live on all media. We're not hiding who we are or what we stand for. One genocide deserves another. Art calls for

Axruel. That's him over there looking at the records. Looks like the Death Listings. He'll play it in a bit. That is what I pay him for. Only that. Nothing else. Nothing, untoward.

reminded me of my favorite snack, pretzel rods (not really into sweets). Maybe Squee was chatting her up but I'm not sure because my perception changed and our gravity wells drew u

Vanessa Conquest, CEO of the Chalmers Noodle Empire, had great aspirations for the people of Earth, but was dismayed to find she was descended from John Dee's cousin Micky. Even so

Despite my usual ability to enjoy grief, bitterness, and despair as flavors from the smorgasbord of life, this exsanguination of my creative impulses left me a hapless husk in the

I have always known that I was going to drown. The other day while waterboarding myself, I stopped to wonder "what if I mess up and end up drowning myself". My time in the Navy was

for the strikers is, strictly speaking, still a stake. But a stake means you've got skin in the game and management needs to recognize that. Pay scales should reflect the value of

I looked over the offerings. They should've all been burnt. None of it fit for the riff raff. There was one princess but she had other priorities. She was the only one of interest.

(Theme song) Gasper, the spooky ghost/ The spookiest ghost of all/ Though grownups might look at him and shite/ the children think he's a ball. He always says "Glee-ah" and he's

As soon as I'd seen her, I was starstruck. "Candy" Who gives a girl a name like that? I thought everything about her was perfect. That she'd make me forget. Little did I know...

"No," I answered. After a moment of confusion, they elaborated. "Surely you've got hair IN your nose, right? None of that's ever been long enough to poke out a little bit?"

"Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time," Luke Dirtslider said to his roid, Poppa da Butt. "TWA," asked Baroness Playa while shining her buns. "No, The Pope. We've so m

"I'm a star but I am also a big phony," said somebody that none of us had ever heard of from somewhere that we can't get there from here. Right after she said that the paparazzi

taking turns on my girlfriend I now consider her an ex-girlfriend after how chummy she's become with our kidnappers. She's even cooking for them. She never cooked for me. It took