I was seven on the seventh day of the seventh month of seventy-seven. Seven years later, at approximately seven minutes after seven, I washed down seven quaaludes with a Seven-Up.

Our thinking now, is that the “thing” was an internal monologue that went external. We left behind plans for the resurrection of Carrie White to fight the Twilight Wight without re

Wait, I remember this place, it was a very tragic day that could've ended badly. My family was all there with me when the accident happened, but no one knew what I felt. I dead.

If you think you may have to out run the Minotaur, don’t be wearing rollerskates going up the hills of without ending.

and that is that my brother Steve is crazy because he swears that he saw a flying saucer while waiting for the bus. In my mind, why would a flying saucer wait for a bus when it can

-er sold to the House of Senate shortly before leaving the country. She conveniently became a nun and entered a vow of silence, so no-one ever knew who had made the sewage tarts

Blaketown Church of the Literal Scriptures. Jeremy was forgiven for denuding the gardens because he had been ill at the time, but Reverend Farley Binaca had secretly held a grudge.

bear to see her in such pain. Maybe I could at least ask for some juice. But not tea. Never Tea. I stand there. Blankly staring at her like a deer in headlights. "No grandma I'll

The stream of white smoke rose into the sky and, as I watched, it formed into the face of a giant translucent clown. "Beep beep, Billy," it roared, "How would you like to watch

-ers Elaine really, only that she had hair like polished chestnut and a behind like two baggies half-full of tapioca. But both of us were in love with her. She worked at Yogi's

drinks tea. Mother said if I ever drink tea, I will overload and pass. I obviously do not want that to happen. Because lord knows Grandma could not handle my passing and I can't

years had yet failed to teach me: that men and toy dinosaurs had no heart. From then on I decided to dedicate my life to only living flowers. When I married a Clematis, my mother

It was then that I realized that the 'undo' feature on my phone could be used to undo actual things in real time. Hee hee! What mischief could I do out in the real world? I skipped

I swear I saw the spirit of John Morgan immediately after a trip through Mabel Greer's toy shop...the Nite People were there with Manfred Mann. They all were so very progressive.

That woman again! Twirling in delight beneath the sprinkling stars. While up in my tower I struggle to stay my hand, my mind a poisonous scribe avid to let loose its venom. "Help,"

Her smile was so sweet, but I couldn't understand a word she was saying. My fault for not learning Greek, or whatever language it was. So I shrugged and pointed to an ice-cream

"I'm Thor God of Thunder & this is Mithril, which only I can lift! I want to help you attain your weight-lifting goals at Thor's Gym!" "Cut cut! You lifted Mithril like its a nerf

Protexia tilted her head to the side in confusion. "Because that would be dreadfully rude, Zargax!" Zargax grinned threateningly and took a step towards her. Protexia reached for

Nothing is certain except for death, taxes, and the fact that "Seal Blubber" will never be the name given to a professional sports trophy.

A powerful source of light refracted, reflected, dispersed. Blinding.