Pistachios for breakfast, toothpaste for dinner. Every day getting thinner & thinner. When I look at tomorrow, I can almost see the day after. The blood of sinners to wash it down.

"There must be a repeat to re-heat the fold," the Wizard-General always said, but when the upstart heard this, he rolled his eyes . "Snake-eyes!" shouted the Wiz as the eyes hit

(We won't say where, but those pitchforks and torches certainly smelled funny.) The cosmologists rushed towards Bob's evil castle with their stinking implements, shouting slogans

and the seven sister starts of the Pleiades put on go-go boots and shimmied in formation. Saturn shook its rings and Orion stood on one foot and played flute like Ian Anderson.

Below that, an even smaller sig read: "Disregard all previous signs". The crone behind the counter cackled. The sound was like seventeen ice-laden pine trees falling in the woods.

Like a bullet shot straight up, I fall to Earth aimlessly, in a gravitational headlock, unaware of my own pending doom or the doom of those I love and desire most. c'est la vie!

wreaking havoc across town in gargantuan ways. By the time Roy had licked his fingers clean, half the town was left in a smoldering pile of rubble, with Smalley at the center of it

-ose feelings! Give in to the dark side! The emperor laughed maniacally. His plan had almost worked, but Harry realized that this was the wrong way to combat Dementors after all.

That's the modern narrative but for once you're going to read such a story,For Once Upon a Time, one that I recall as if through the rippled windowpane of my grandparents farmhouse

The species causing the nuclear exchange had been written off for multiple prior infractions to MWCC directive I. but the other organisms were to be moved off planet A.S.A.P.

-ters! Little sissy chicken sisters! Bawk bawk baaaawk! Bet you can't come up with a clever comeback to THAT one, now can you, Farmer Gomez? Oh no, you're too busy sneaking around

references would get her through the next few hours, until the unimming and thummimming subsided and she could think clearly once again. But the gig never came to pass. Choux-Choux

for the best spots could turn lethal. Humans & animals weren't the only dangers either. The miasma that was the Dead Waters was upriver from here. I hoped to be in some cubbyhole

pining to be included in whatever mischief the rest of the neighborhood kids were up to that day. If not the mischief at least to be included in their play. My exoskeleton, alas,

chains and finally a raspberry tart." The real hassle turned out to be in getting a hold of a glass onion. Carte Blanche from the Queen didn't help with that. To scry the Beatles,

to his brothers of the night, the Stars. The stars in all their brightest constellations were on hand to welcome the birth of this new Sun. While the midwives took the new born Sun

there lived a 23 cell organism called the skidoo. The skidoo was only one of billions of species that made up the biosphere of a small Class M planet called kjkumi by the dominant

out hypotheses while others were trying to watch Jeopardy. Newton was soon thrown out of McGinty's Bar for distracting the patrons. As he was thrown to the curb, he noticed a clue

his mustache for one of the Tyronian Guard under the guise of a cough. "Then, 'cousin of the Grand Duke', perhaps you are unaware --" Zhuzhu returned, interrupting the porter.

Homemade braces with high lead traces becomes the basis to her abases’s legal stasis.