Ok, but I believe that fan reality is officially known as cosplay, at least the fans like to think it's real sometimes. "No I want fanfiction, and I want it dirty!"

"Living on the crust of the Earth, that is, on the surface of the Earth has its challenges. I never knew that the majority of Earthlings lived underground in nine more "circles"."

Why are we paying so much money for National park land that just sits around!? He shouted. We're only enabling it! It needs to learn to sustain itself if it's ever going to grow

It was then that the performer realized there was no one else there. They had merely been talking to another fraction of themselves. Well what do you think fraction #43869?

The tiny handwriting said, "thanks for releasing my flesh eating virus out into the world you FOOL!" I dropped the capsule and watched in horror as the sand began rotting my flesh

the saying, “Don’t buy too tight pants or your bum will fall off.” He hadn’t believed it at first until he had to get a botox treatment for his missing arse. “Curse those GHS pants

the traveling caravan had to offer. Nothing special really, just a little flea circus and a regular elephant sized one. The caravan offered me a lift to the airport, to catch the

. That doesn’t have anything to do with the spider, but I was just reminding you in case you forgot. Next reminder is in 5 mins. Oh god. The spider’s legs are twitching! Eww...

Apparently you need a permit to fuse hydrogen into helium and that requires a massive amount of paperwork, so now they were stuck being a glorified office clerk for eternity.

puts a damper on everyone's mood. Thankfully, someone offers you an oxygen tank, but now that you're conscious again, you are capable of feeling embarrassed about your wet pants.

"See, Fairy Godmice rarely spawn to humans. So, I would get stares from my peers, if I wore friendship bracelets with you." it said. "Of course." I said. "Friends keep secrets."

"Er, no," they said in expert unison, "we are a completely different Bezos, Musk and Branson." And with that, they ran away, leaving the queen of Mars to scrape her crushed daughte

eat that on a clean conscience, and deprive the Madagascan lemurs of a meal?" I chortled, like the selfish pig I am. Sustainable eating was for chumps. I was a callous vegetarian.

as it sees the characters on the screen, each more colorful than the last. The baby squealed in delight as the image of the final character appeared across the screen. This was the

The ghost smiled happily as he watched his family playing. It had taken nearly 2 years for them to resume some sense of normalcy after his untimely death. He was thrilled to see

Let us follow the path of a falling star. It falls through the heavens as it leaves a trail with every dying breath. People will look up and wish upon it even as it dies before it

and sending her toppling to the ground. I grabbed a stack of Brandon Sanderson's books and dropped them on top of her. The huge tomes pinned her limbs to the shop's tiled floor.

A war on my olfactory nerve was declared before I could churn out a defense strategy, and I swayed in shock as concentrated molecules of stench assaulted me. "Must. start. fan."

“I didn’t say nothing.” Rocko smacked him again. “If you didn’t say nothing you must have said something & I’m going to find out what it was. By the way, which is your favorite tes

For some unknown reason there seems to be an exchange of artillery fire from somewhere near the McDonald's with somewhere towards the old meat market. Most likely rival militias