The disavowals were not so forthcoming from the humans and the monkey people tended to choose fight over flight. When that happened all business would stop & the offices became bat

"Who was that," Moby Dick asked me. I looked at her trying not to think of pirates. "Just some guy. Nobody really," I mumbled out. "Ok, but it sounded like an old pirate friend of

was addicted to the melange filled blue milk. The spice is why it was blue. Han Solo & Young Gambino take the Millennium Osprey to Arrakis & not only steal spice they also captured

the supermarket. Such an uninspiring atmosphere there. Once I got outside and took in the beautiful view of the burning city, I had another idea, a better one. I called

Linda Hatelace was walking across the barroom right at that moment but she stopped when she was hit in the back of the head by his expectorated cheese curds & PBR. She turned &

Two data miners and some guy named Ed were sitting outside the Do Drop In diner at the corner of Cumberland Avenue and Killjoy Court. Ed was waiting for Myrna who was inside buying

I tell myself I'm not awake & that I don't have to answer my muffin's questions. Still, in that hypnagogic state, I couldn't stop thinking about that about those unused baby shoes.

That includes seeing the teleological underpinnings of a Justin Beiber. Is that Art? Is it Pleasure? Is it absurd? Is it justified & if so, how? And by or to who? That existence su

"Thith ith thome meth we're in now, Bucko," Daffy Duck said to me, clearly unaware that he was an hallucination. Clearly, I deserved this year's award for biggest donor to the

John, can you hear me? I got lost on my way home from the office party last Tuesday and somehow ended up in Siberia. Luckily I found this payphone in the middle of the forest.

into the unknown to find myself. After I had gone round the local Target, I came back a different spider. I had gained a new perspective on life, but no one understood me, except

WE GLUED MEMES TO FIDGET SPINNERS? The kids won't be able to resist it!" People in the meeting room looked at each other contemplatively. Herby had a point.

Heavy rain soaks into my sorrow and dilutes it to reason Spine arching, this mystic dancer contorts into a sutra pose The sweeping curves of the vase on the sill A water droplet

atomic bombs, which they used to cook even more loaves of bread at just the right levels of crispy crust. Alice was amazed that such little green men could work in such conditions

I saw a youtube video of the storms of Jupiter once, I replied, it was mostly ads. I guess they have a lot of small business owners that like to set up shop in the 500+ mph winds

-ting babies fishing for binkies on an ice rink from a soda business! The babies nodded and called out hearty ‘Aye!’s in agreement. If only we had an opium flavored soda... Wait..

another star brand on the arm. Jimmy was a smart boy, so the teacher was running out of unbranded skin on this arm. She thought about what Jimmy had said about Abraham Lincoln as s

-to an alternate universe, where babies from every nation were dressed in rabbit furs and squatted about upon a vast, frozen lake, ice fishing for fresh, cold binkies. "Anything

as far as we would be able to tell, anyway. This year I had volunteered to organize the International Marmite Festival. So far I had arranged for a pool of the black and gloopy

"Don't do it Dominic, da davis duo will drop ya dead as a doornail" his partner shouted "but returning those plastic bottles is the right thing to do!" Dominic said, "come on mick"