a tip. Franz the Giant can't keep track of the difference between a tip & a trick at Halloween. Red found herself wishing that the Big Bad Wolf was around to deliver this pizzababy

the other tricks?" I asked. "I did," the clown said in a sad voice. "The problem is that they all end!" "But of course, shouldn't they end?" "They should, but not in the same way!"

people aged faster, plants grew and died out within the span of a few days. However, since metabolism too had accelerated, every person looked their fittest. All looked good

Then a boy called Al came forward. "We will go in," he said, addressing the crowd. "We must go in," he added with conviction, "otherwise we will never find out." The crowd was

Maybe spending hundreds of hours knee deep in water was what caused the gangrene to set in. But Joe loved catfish, and he would noodle as an amputee if it came too that.

nearly spat at her, "Robot lover." Tyros 37 tried to smooth things over without seeming superior. Some other peeps in Charbucks gathered round. "Hey, Mot, we kinda get you. Hugs?"

," jibed Mother Perdition. "I'm sure you do and that you have sorted through so many possible outcomes. But your tea is getting cold." The manifold shifted as the new queen of Mars

Something I said set the Brightup ablaze and I got kicked out of the nonlocality so hard even the Clouds shunned me. I collapsed into a limited wretch on the lonely yet crazy world

As a disguise they went to wearing large African skirts to hide their moon caused glowing butts at dusk. They knew that some gunfighters like having the run at their back. Same dif

Thank you, Miss Ronald Reagan Gacy Middle School. From your lips to God's ear. Watch out Beyonce! (dry chuckle) [no applause][the sign is on]crickets. Four years later,

we.d have to agree on conventions of communication. one method is the one demonstrated here. It is primarily a visual message with vocative information as it's contents, itself. Re

to spend time with him discussing such matters as do fish have a G spot when seen through the prism of a post colonial post post modernism dialectic for the spastic gentleman, but

would to any other such affair", the IDjadfsu Liason smold us, almost in realtime. I sment back an odor I hoped communicated the importance we were placing on our crews mingling.

took the reins of her wandering mind. She smelled lilacs, simply from memory. She challenged herself to smell the breath of her first kiss just after the kiss. She smelled her own

them and invited another band member up to "compose" on her keyboard. Once they got the rhythm down it was a really well written musical composition. Sadly, some sweat got into the

was not uninformed with the vagaries of time travel, having worked many a case with the aid Custer or Loomis in the past and in the future. Jerekiah's plight however was unique, in

industry. There was a reason the cheese stood alone said the author of "The Big Cheese", Vincent Ritter. "If you look around you'll notice that they put cheese in everything these

Then the nameless girl lost her namelessness and fell upon her own plow. The furrow was shallow and she recovered and led her people a new world. They named it Perdition after her.

and then a sound, or a smell, startled him. Fight or flight? Where do I turn to? Where's the threat? Then he saw it, A human youngling looking back at him; hiding. He (sniff), She

Estan triste las cosas. They really are sad. Lloran y lloran. That is all they can do.