To every reason there is a season, for every heartache a match. A fire lit to pass the deed made every man confront that need. Horatio Pipepeddlar was practicing his diction on the

Every day I wake up is another day I have to live through. Some people want to make it out of life alive but I don't see the point. There is a time for living and there is a time

ty. Damn! Plus, this daughter of his made him wear Prada. "Down here, Daddy-dearest," she cooed with her vocal fry, "You've got to look HOT!" GAWD she was annoying!! Gawd laughed

before she'd been regenerated. Her 1969 name? Susan Atkins. But now, in her reincarnated state as "Helen Miller", she was once again ready to go HELTER SKELTER. The New Mansons

about the Gordian Knot. “Barring Alexander’s solution, if the Gordian Knot can not be unraveled can it be discombobulated enough to loosen itself?” The boy looked up at the Sphinx.

Grey Poupon, or more accurately, the alien asked for flesh colored Poupon. It didn’t know there was a name for the color of his exodermal organ. The boy shakes his head no. It does

my twin sister was masturbating that night. Even though there were two floors between us, out twin bond was glowing red. I guess she probably felt it too when I masturbated or that

It sounded tinny. I guess I was used to having my pulse sounding whooshy. The fear had rendered my pulse tinny & I was embarrassed. I didn't care if everybody sounded the same, tha

and ended up waddling down a low tunnel with a poor excuse for a sword in my hand. We were losing the light. Suddenly-, I was listening to the priest in his office again. "Justific

where I thought it was and I was rewarded with a thump followed closely by a bird's shriek. Then there was a thud behind me. I stumbled blindly towards where I could hear it thrash

hesitant to bring up the trail of broken bodies they were wearing like a tail. Tess of the D'Ubervilles frolicked in the torrents of spring, dreaming of Paris, Texas and incestuous

The Hobbit known as Juno pulled the phone from his face & looked at it as if that was going to let him see down the phone line to see if there was an emergency or a mistake on the

Like a sturgeon, I was wanton with my eggs. I never knew what I was trying to say by using another stranger's voice. It wasn't Tourette's & I would be damned if I was going to let

easily figure out a man's lifespan. Just note when he has his midlife crisis and double that and there you have it. As an example, take Mike V., his midlife crisis happened at 29.

when he noticed Linda's heterochromia iridum and she his. "We have opposites. I have green and amber and you have amber & green. Are you my missing twin sister, Linda? I never knew

for the hour of our need is upon us, and I can ill afford you making me unclean." Understandably, this was seen as another insult which was added to the tab he owed. The Charbucks

I am engaged to be married to a woman who might be dead. I have not seen her in 24 years. I just remembered some of you will know who I am talking about: a Nun/Little Drummer Girl.

Super easy to slide a knife in someone's ribs. Also easy to pour some cyanide in a drink. The most successful assassins were all exotic dancers. Oddly, the best exotic dancers

I pointed out that the limit of the concept has just grown down because of his depiction as being without limits. That itself imposed a new limit. A self cancelled cancellation.

w well your stockings fit your calves." The Queen came forward. "To hell with this. We are completely fed up with your narrative self-involvement." The Mistress agreed. So did the