w well your stockings fit your calves." The Queen came forward. "To hell with this. We are completely fed up with your narrative self-involvement." The Mistress agreed. So did the

a Tiki torch about to be lit...and here comes the flame. (YOWZA!) In walked Beatrice, her luscious rolls of cellulite rippled with each step. GAWD, she was somethin' to hold on to!

worm-like proportions. "Come in," said the worm kid, "I was just about to roll a smoke. Mom tells me not to do it, but I don't suppose it will stunt my growth," he said with a sad

What it doesn't know, is that in the process of spitting you out, it resets the Universe every time. The Universe is personal to each You though so for You each time is the first.

appalling to think that the hipster trash, generic suits and skateboarding numbskulls who invaded the city descended from the great men and women who I read about.

to someone else. Hopefully her hotter sister, Meg. While she was off on one of her wild, lie-spinning tangents, I sat on the couch and slid a little closer to Meg. "Hey," I said.

he was starting to think it was going to be an unrequited love. Jezikara seemed to have friend zoned him and he didn't know what to do. Speaking of, "Hey, Custer!" Jezikara called

The computer screens started flashing frantically with the same messages on every computer in the lab, "WE WANT TO SEE THE TREES! SHOW US THE WIND IN THE TREES!" The students had

I knew that the maliceberries would only buy me a short respite from the truly determined thieves. My crucifix needed to be moved from inside the ring of them at the first chance.

"LET ME GO!" as hard as I could think it. The captain's brow furrowed in sweating concentration and his grip on my arms loosened enough for me to be able to break free. I turned

-ossing side of the thing in question, I was never any further ahead than when I started. It was the old 2 steps forward, 3 steps back conundrum. I was never going to understand

When the Open Circuiters left, Vending Machine 17 was fairly sure they stole the access to the circuit he so desperately needed in order to keep his faith in his fellow machines.

doing who knows what." He slurred drunkenly. "Sir, you need to come with me. I think you need to sleep this off and possibly be checked into a hospital." The officer grabbed Charl

watched Custer on this wall as he fought his last battle and we've watched the fall of empires and the rise of civilizations on it. It will always be a mirror into the different

She would just stand in her room staring at the wall for hours until the shadows figured out that to keep a low profile they needed to move her little limbs around to play to keep

I looked at the monitor and listened to the sci-fi channel that didn't seem all that interesting at the moment. Could General Custer really have been a robot in some other timeline

and that massive guard dog at the gates were all mesmerized by the continuing distractions of the false prophet, despite his orange colour. "Woo-hoo!" Satan thought as he climbed o

the perfect donut. I knew the secret just HAD to be with the Mobius strip! I took a look at my readings again and then called to Racheal, "Hey, come take a look at this. I think we

scrambling to get out of the room as the Klein bottle started leaking its contents everywhere. The celestial contents were not deadly but could give you a heck of a hangover the

me as her successor, but no one tells her no and lives long to tell the tale." George looked me tenderly in the eyes and reached across to tuck some hair behind my ear. "Forgive me