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Jack looked at Jill, then the magic beans in his hand, then at the farm and then at the hill. Then back at Jill. Then he got a twinkle in his eye. "The only thing I want to plow is
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The Great Leader's clone didn't really look like the original Great Leader, but it was close enough. The clone took on the name Punch Millard.
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The Silencer of Bad Songs and Those Who Sing Them Badly was a rouge vigilante who operated at the dark of night. His name was actually John Holmes, an accountant from Chicago.
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"We need to drag it up then!" said the man. "But how?" I replied.
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swarmed through the kitchen, giving a new meaning to 'cooking up a storm'. Fires flared atop stoves and the sound of fridge doors opening and shutting was a symphony of slams.
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d into long and distant spools. I tried to pick them up and weave them back together, but it was hopeless: the strands slipped through my fingers like sand. My mind was finished.
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e goblin who races curly cucumbers on thursday afternoons. I assumed the full lotus, hands upturned and began. "OMMMMMMMMMMM"
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mpanzee and decided not to. Nana emerged from the moon door, gravy dripping, and came face to face with
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More advanced courses included "Making Concrete The Past in the Age of #METOO & Big Brother" which was taught by a former pirate queen nun of the Shaolin Kung Fu Shrine at Wounded
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So we all packed up and went to McGill's, and were treated by Chef Boyardee.
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was something there between them. When Joyce offered him riverrun, Dylan met him with rage. Joyce came back with tales of Great Ulysses and the harpies of the Son. "Yes", Dylan moc
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chance to simply be me. How could free myself if I still didn't know who I was freeing? Was I freeing the asswipe who keeps leaving the lid up in the nunnery? Or, was it the saint
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hierophants, nightingales, & tinctures to protect one from the blight. Amanda Widdershins would own the night! But then she took a closer look at her first paycheck & was stunned!
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"ooo!" he exclaimed, rife with choices, head spinning. "Pooping you say? Oh my!" Unfortunately, the infamous website crashed and was hacked by the Anonymous with an extreme DDOD se
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"Oh..." they added. "And NOT on your head!" I grimaced at their bad joke at my expense. I wanted to say, "Yeah, well - if you and Dad had used a condom -" but then I thought itthru
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If he was, well...he'd be dead...so...I wasn't all that afraid. Now, if this were a movie where I was unable to see in front of my face and there was a possibility Saw guy or Jason
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find yourself flailing at the air with both arms in a vain attempt to somehow capture those bottles. "Drat." you say. "Foiled again by the Tanqueray Dream Team. I will avenge them!
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"Exactly, Athena." Artemis concurred. "Just last week Zeus and Apollo were busy congratulating all the young soldiers for their attempts at female conquest." "Pathetic." said
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down onto the tarmac, each crossing themselves and kissing the holy book in their hands. I knew I had to act now or never. Rushing to the one in front, I threw my Grandfather's swe
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"What? But you're not Chinese?" said the cabbie ignoramus. I was about to retort when we slammed head on into a fire hydrant. Me, the cabbie and all the mustard went flying. "Look!