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k in a NASCAR race. Nonetheless, ya had to give it to me, one-eyed and in serious need of an ENT doctor, I still cut a pretty sexy silhouette. "Yasss you do," said my companion Tul
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the most - dig it?" Marty scowled, unsure of Bill's reasoning. Just as he was about to spit out his own tampon, he heard a terrible shreak. "Oh," muffled Bill. "That's her.We're on
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"Man's Unconquerable Paradigm and Its Struggle Amidst the Totalitarian Misogynist Oligarchy." Hmm, I thought. Just looks like a yellow square and some black squiggles to me.
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in the French countryside. Knowing truffle-hunting was below my pay grade, I headed out for bigger things. After many moons, somewhere in Turkey, I found myself as custodial clerk
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not of any concern. They needed everything they could get and such a small thing as money would not stand in their way. "I'm afraid we can't grant you access to all of our channels
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When they came for the waters, I did not heed their pleas because I was not a water. When they came for the fires, again, I did not heed their pleas; I was not a fire. When they ca
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and the yellow shirt arrived, he was outraged by the public display of nudity. "You!" he gasped, pointing an accusing finger at Urqa. "Where are your pants?"
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"I don't think we can guide it anymore. These poor people!" I adjusted my Charbucks cup, hoping he knew the degrees. "...are going to lose their jobs and go post-linear sooner than
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Jherek Manatee of Mars had secrets that might shame his late great-uncle Det J. But the revival of Old Mars needed vigilantes to protect against the mental contaminations of Earth.
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Bigglesby, and we come in peace!" The Hulking Brute steed reared up under the Behemoth leader and the clan cheered at the Lummox people below. In the midst of their revelry, they
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the Great Poutin Flood of 2013 at a Moose Jaw Tim Horton's. The orphans enjoyed First Nations status for some unknown reason but only as long as they lived at the Vibratiumâ„¢ mines.
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blackberries and the arugula, leaving him only with carrots, cauliflower and cabbage. He'd spent all winter in his hut, planning. And this year, he was going to catch the thief.
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Shocked the garden hose retaliates at you by wrapping itself around your neck & adopting a nozzle blocking kink that causes the hose to slowly start squeezing you like a boa constr
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sticky Glamour magazine & swatted me across the nose. I didn't see it as a Bop but I played along and stood on my hind legs as if playing but then I pissed on her leg anyway. Dave
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She'd finally gotten a spine and the damned doctor she had to work with was a traumatized idiot. Dr. Plank head's was bandaged and he complained that his brain hurt. Her spine was
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I doubted it would get rid of my doubt but I doubted anything I did would get rid of it, so I took a rest from doubt. I just couldn't get rid of the doubt that I was resting right.
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The episode I have given the most attention to is the one where Laa-Laa and I will be married in front of the sacred tiki aboard the Red October after the end of the internwebs.
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since History hold a profound desire to kill, he decided to end their friendship by death.
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tailfeathers. The flames died but somehow they kept burning with an invisible fire. "Hey, will you look at that. I must be part phoenix", said the bird, fresh from the oven. "I thi
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I can not imagine my extinction without remembering the look on History's face when she learned what it was all about. Even Responsibility was taken aback. They'd imagine bad but