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{I hear you. That you want more pain relief. What memory will you trade for it?
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I put 12 kids in her, didn't I? Now you want to stack that up, against me. 12 kids to 4 kisses. Those are good numbers. My mom only had 2 kisses to 17 kids. That is only the live o
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once was is sitting in an alternate universe, a non-linear time-scape of nincompoops. So Ted, " she said. "Nora is your best bet. If you go quickly, you just night sneak in under t
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The empty space didn't say anything. It remained empty. It never claimed that it didn't care if my status was lowered, and how, I should be be glad I was breaching my contract. I w
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that his main mission was to get that syrup, "That I paid with with my money!", onto his waffle. All the bloodshed that could have been spared had he only kept syrup & a full larde
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Each hell is its own hell. How it gets furnished is completely up to you. Pretty much the same deal you got up here in the sun. We know it isn't the same thing but it is what you u
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They like the monster but not the monster's lair. That is how the monster gets them. Nature was already working for him with his sauve good looks but when Science stepped in with
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I've heard it said that any dirt that can thrive in the conditions in my apartment is a dirt that needs a reckoning for something. Thus, my lady friend visits are few and far in be
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Or so he thought. One day somebody somewhere somehow for some reason, decided to grant him a combination wish. He was an astronaut stepping onto a virgin planet. Every step he took
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I couldn't do it to the peanut. Not after what it had just been through. So I tortured the language. A language I thought I knew. A language I now knew was full of equivocations &
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I got lost in the pronouns. It must be because I haven't had breakfast yet. My fast has not been broken. Going on 19 hours by accident. I can't pretend my meds broke it, I haven't
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But gambling wasn't my forte, so I headed to the nearest pub. That's where I met her. The burnt toast left a black mark on my pocket. Her laugh was amused, her eyes curious and she
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But not all. Those who dwelt in the shadows, only appearing by the light of the stars, rejoiced at the death of the sun. The pale denizens of darkness crawled from their lairs.
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tistic critiques, which she posted on her DeviantArt journal on a daily basis. All the witches of the coven followed her and waited impatiently for the next savage update.
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'You are a fool. I have helped myself to your treasure. Have a terrible day.' He scoffed and scrunched the note up into a ball. "I'll get my revenge," he swore to himself. He began
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then it makes for an interesting alternative to capitalism. At first I didn't know that the Fae traded in emotions, and I gave too many away. These days I'm thriftier with my heart
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Little Donny lifted his leg and pissed on the kitchen cabinet like a dog. Tim and I looked at each other. "Donny," we said in tandem. I wrote his name underneath the other four.
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Considering the island is located at the centre of the Bermuda Triangle, I can understand why. But it means that there are far less wrecks, and therefore less human flesh to eat.
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"Greg," John said warmly, clasping his hand. "It's a pleasure to meet a gentleman of such refined fashion sense." Greg blushed and pulled his hand away. "I must interview you for
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I went to see Tosca. I was going. There I was, on the bus. Going. To. See. Tosca. There was a pretty girl across from me reading her Golden Bough. I will see Tosca some other time.