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You would think that the girl could have realized that she couldn't match a god doing what a god does did or is doing but there she was again. "Welcome to Seraphim & Cherubim, may
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than impregnate her with their 5th kid to make out on the insurance windfall we would make once we added him, her, or it, to the insurance policy. Societal pressures that they are
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I know the way time goes or doesn't if I don't want it to. We have an understanding, Time and I. You wouldn't understand. It involves soul to number translations that would only bo
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I'm tainted about the snake. My broken breaths lie upon the rocks at the feet of your most glorious feat I must fight you about. Olympian and Asgarding meddlers running around like
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ICE whose real name was Bob, took the host to the nearest gas station. At the gas station, Bob said "
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I never imagined that I could eat apple sauce that fast. I must be entering my dotage because there is nothing to mask all your lies. All you people behind these screens have expir
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Think of angels as robots built by god. They each have their reason but none of God's Robots was given the gift of Free Choice. Even Satan was only allowed to "rebel" because the s
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There were a lot of wild theologies thrown around there at the end. Wow. Where to begin? Everlasting torment is hardly any fun if you only do it in the dark. Hell is famous for our
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Then she smelled the vomit at the bottom of the bag & added her own to the potluck. She spilled a lot of it on her legs as she flung the bag away while trying to stand up & slippin
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He was awkward and feeling shame. I guess I wasn't much better. There, we'd punched out our V Card. I was afraid our pubic hair would get tangled up. I could see it. "Hey Mom, is t
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By changing the character of this room I am building for the future. "Are you doing this to deter crime in urban areas?" No, little man, I am building up to the Supermensch of Tomo
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& to top it off, I left the free coffee that I had received at the commissary on top of Elon Musk's car. So his SO, Grimes, brought it out to me on the gazebo & poured it over my h
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For she had long been the secret, much-maligned Name-giver of the North. His/her identity never divulged and they were banished to the deepest reaches of the woods. "I shall call y
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even hesitate. I'm mad fresh like that. Everybody knows. Ask Emeril. Ask Julia. Ask Alice (Waters, of course). I'm the Rebel Child of Gastronomy from Newark, New Jersey. How u doin
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we get together. Last week we were at the Bouchart Gardens with our girlfriends when we both got the familiar urge for a round of Hippity-Hop Gladiator. (Yes, it meant beating each
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ideously deformed as hers. "They're just jealous." she quipped. "All of them. No one can batter a solid metal obstruction with their frontal lobe and forehead like I can."
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gave way to her more powerful need to always be presentable, perky and prompt. "I see," Hronrekce shot back icily. "Hssss!" Went the small cadre of queens. "Touch pearls, wave doll
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beer to help me unwind, but its frowned upon for astronauts to drink booze. Which is fair enough. Nonetheless, my darling Jenny slid a cold one across the bar to me. "Here you are,
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She'd been happiest with the rebels, but she could get used to the Farm. The bell rang at dawn and the workers woke and ate their gruel, then streamed into the massive orchards to
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Even as a Third Person, he always spoke as a first. Even if he was a Second.