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lest I develop an unhealthy appetite for Egg Tortilla a la Hot Sauce Butt. Worse things have happened, I admit.
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burped. Bert started laughing immediately, causing a ricochet effect of Marge's backhand to his mandible back to her own unapologetic grimace. The angels stopped their beautiful si
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He began cartwheeling down the street. Which was problematic because there were lots of cars driving by and it was my fault he was cartwheeling into traffic. I swore loudly and
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t not being able to walk in a straight line is a pitfall. Ha! They clearly don't know how fun it is to guess how many objects you'll run into! Another good thing about being drunk
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The joys of being an alcoholic are often over looked. The positive points of being hammered by 12pm everyday are frequently downplayed by the politically correct. Some say that
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I knew that barrage of text messages coming to his mobile device at 3 am this morning was beyond odd, never in my wildest dreams did i expect to find her tummy control panties in
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juggled time between its recording and the shooting of Fire Walk With Me. Of course he didn't know about the plan to transfigure him into a teapot. Bowie shrugged and told me
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ecome a stalemate, if not for the fact that the fight evolved in something barely comprehensible. I would go on with my life, and they would follow me on guard, waiting for my next
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thing and Nothing Agency, there to spy on the Noticing Things Agency. After nearly 25 years of service, he had become a valued member, and therefore was trusted a lot more.
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ould looks kill! Unsure of what to say to the frog I said, "Er...ribbit?" He rolled his googly eyes. "Yeah, and if I had wings I wouldn't bump my ass a-hoppin'" Ah. Sarcasm.
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the rhythm of the mariachi music playing on their boom box. "Hey, Pachuco!" yelled Tonyboy. The couple did not react. "Yo, Chico!?" He tried again. Nothing. The girl snarled and it
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notified the authority of my other arm to jot it down. But alas, the right arm was too quick for me and made its move. Still pretending to sleep, I stayed still as it lunged for my
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Kids and cats and Popes better scurry, when I take you out in my surrey, when I take you out in my surrey with the DOG on top...
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they ran about with their "golden wands" tapping people on their shoulders saying, "I knight thee," then running away again, giggling. If they were kings, he thought, then I'm Quee
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bicarbonate pills she was given daily were more of a distraction than any real assistance. (Plus, it accounted for the frothing). No one gave her a glass to dissolve them in, thoug
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weapon he could make or take. He was doing this so that he could have the heart implanted into him & that then Amy from Biology Class might notice & like him. "Oh Hi Larry", she wo
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Going down the mullet of darkness was a bit different than I expected. I hadn't expected it to involve so much saucy sax. Another thing was how moist it was in there. The smell was
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to the back of its head as the foamy smile grew wider. I turned away as gallons and gallons of toothpaste-spit blasted through the mirror into the tiny vestibule. When it subsided,
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"Stuart," she says evenly, sitting down on the bike and smoothing her skirt over her knees as calmly as she can, "tell me one more time, simply, what to do with the blasted thing."
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I am sure I would recognize them. I would be trying to hail a cab in Manhattan during rush hour the day before Thanksgiving & I will look across the street & there is tinybox IRL!