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iece had got it for Christmas, but left it behind when my brother returned to England. So now I had more LEGO kits stored in my shed than I'd care to admit. I tried selling them on
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"Ow!" she shrieked, dropping the bloodthirsty key. It chimed as it landed on the stones beneath Paula's feet and she kicked it away. Its outline was marked in red on her palm.
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When the last other otter brudder busted out with the stutter it was utter utter with the fly swatter with the munts that muster at these kinds of gigs. He knowed he'd lost the flo
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Exactness in making the simulacrum was of paramount importance to Professor F and his assistant I, and yet something went astray. Did it not Professor F, or should I say, Doctor F?
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auctioned off to buy a milk dispenser for the deaf penguins of Alabaster. It might have been only 9 minutes to her husband but it was enough time for 2 auction empires to rise & fa
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"You 'think so'" Cheryl shouted at me. "Anni TIBODHI! Come on, Jim!" she shouted with venom. "Stop playing dumb! We were at the Getting Naked Ovation like every year, and SHE was
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Freya eschewed such nonsense, choosing instead to concentrate on the battle at hand. War was afoot. Fire and ice were nothing to trifle with. Forged from the very beginning of time
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Underground. No one ever saw it again. It became a myth, a spook story criminal's tell their kids at night: "You rat on your pop, some heroic woman will get ya." But nobody believ
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"Unt NOW children ve do ear train-zing." Frau Beidermen barked. "DING Ding!" She hit the piano keys brighltly. "Unt who can tell me what iz zee interval off zis? Hmm?" Silence. "NO
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to Super Squirrel now. The STORY was doomed if he allowed it to die here. So, taking one last look at his loved ones, S.S. took a starting run and UP the tree he flew like a furry
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The audience of businessmen laughed w/approval. He had Lea cover her mouth in shyness, giggling and say, "NOnonono. Hee! Master, I - I - am too dumb. You must tell me who I am and
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Also, little known fact - should a white cat cross your path, stay away from weddings and Macy's White Sales, if a calico cat crosses your car path and you DON'T hit it, avoid all
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And another wince. That is when I recognized Mitch Kramer from Dazed & Confused. I got all excited and asked him to autograph my fries. I threw my panties at him. They fired him.
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I never heard might have prevented me from getting my face scraped off by the SUX666 Super Bloody Edition rims on my nephew's new car when my niece put the car in gear. Maybe. Woul
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I just remembered something. I don't know what it is but I know I remembered it and I'm remembering again, now. I just don't remember to remember sometimes because I forget. People
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em, and yet billions and billions of my siblings remained, ready to be hatched and unleashed upon the invaders, if only I could hack the machinemind and take down its defense array
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I think some people think that i am playing. I am not. To be honest, I guess there is a bit of play involved but that is between me and me and it doesn't concern any others. We'll
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I forgot to mention the car in front of me. When they pulled away from the drive thru window, they left a puff of exhaust. I drove through it & the chimes made the fumes pleasant.
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the case. Phew. I couldn't bare living by myself and my thoughts. Lucky for me, there were some insects that seemed to have their own wishes and desires. I would love to
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Larry knew nothing about the internal mechanics of this machine. He hated it in a discrete way. I am a poet though/ I cannot care more for the inabilities of some Larry.