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I am in my house, alone, when somebody's fart knocks me out and I hit the sharp corner of the table on the way down. I also kicked out one of the chairs that after teetering, lands
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nipple, most of them not his but that didn't faze me. I'd had lots of fingers on my nipple once but I sold them for rotgut. That was the one time that what I bought stayed bought.
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wly appointed official mused. You seem to be eating a great deal of fiber these days....
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by turning up a Sun upside down on the top, an Ace of Wands upright in the center, & the Knave up Cups upright. "Ok", began the Enchanted Mystic, "your Aunt Ruth had her gall bladd
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ind the oracle before the pithia sank her fangs into the future.I don't have time chasing over a woman, even if she is cute. Julie is cute. That is so Romeo, they will say when the
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When it is FoldingStory time, it is the best time, the best time for making whoopie making whoopie making whoopie, You and I, making whoopie 180 characters at a time.
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ds like bloody good way to spend an afternoon, anyway!" Karl elbowed his "crew" who were all guffawing at his joke. "Sir, the 'creepy dolls' as you call them, are not on display."
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"A-ha-ha-HA!" I chortled, head thrown back as I let the 90 MPH wind whip me into an even more frothy frenzy of ME-ness ,,,Me-ness in my Mazerati-ness. "Boo-Ya!" Kiss my ass, Auntie
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Mnemonic Device Generator. Sal was not impressed but Jaime and Liam were pretty gob-smacked to be honest. They were busy turning knobs and laughing their arses off at all the alite
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foreheads swiftly with the back of his hand if any of the jury members dared speak up or bark. (Or meow). "All rise! The case of Punle Shine begins with Judge Turdle presiding. You
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ng his wife. Hmm, I thought. Have I always been such a cheap hit man? No matter. What with the hurricane outside and the frog epidemic, time was running out. My segway at the ready
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I saw the skeleton of the building & where the rot first began. The building’s pancreas: the Superintendent’s Office. There’s no argument. It’s been decided. It’s the pancreas.
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meant something holy to the spirit world because you tended to leak memories that they could feel. They lost all their memories when they passed over to the spirit world. They did
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dank cell in Le Chateau d' If but long after Dantès. He had escaped by playing a dead man. They've taken to stabbing the corpses now before sending them over. Ruins the meat for us
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tailbone waving one down. I climbed aboard and told the camel driver to take me to Damascus by order of the Grand Vizier Moustapha Felice. The imbecile had the gall to ask me who
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n intransubstantiative prefect in broad daylight, I almost fell to my knees with sheer awe and respect. "Bravo!" I said, beginning my slow clap. "Bravo." For what felt like a colon
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"Look, pandas. You only know me as you see me, not as I actually am. Ring any bells?" The black and white fuzzballs looked at each other in puzzlement. I sighed. "Kant you guess?"
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, winding its way up and out of a genie's bottle. No, Chaz was definitely a double agent, mission: subterfuge. Target: FS flunkies. But he hasn't met me yet; Agent WinnaPoop.
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Oops, he thought. "Sorry!" he shouted a bit weakly over his shoulder, looking for any angry people with brick-shaped dings in their foreheads. Well, aside from that debacle, today
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And for you dumkopfs in the peanut gallery, yes! I said mole - with an accent on the "e" so I am not in fact talking about tacos topped with little blind vermin who burrow undergro