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Tom Jones walked in and sat opposite me I felt myself being converted. Some kind of ying yang dynamic that threw me. After perusing the magazines, Mr Jones finally look up and said
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Aunt Martha put the needle to the vinyl more often than Jell-o sets faster in a metal bowl and I'm glad that the owls call that is present more than people droning about linear bio
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"Nice, M! How'd you know I was a foodie?" Dave Bowman figured M could read his thoughts and inner smile as he tended his steaks on the grill. All these ingredients, this far out. H
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The lanky man answered 1st by calling in from the front shop that perhaps it might have helped to lock the door while having whoopie & he wouldn't have walked into this embarassing
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Today, somehow, Ughg, the Man who invented the wheel, was brought from the past to see what his invention has led to in 2018. He was disgusted at what he saw and threw faeces at an
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Their status is uncertain. For now, we are cooperating in several ventures; a few. We are looking into how this might involve us but our initial feelings are that it doesn't. Forma
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The abyss looked down into the impact crater. To EJ Camacho of Space Patrol it looked like blackness impaled by white pinpricks above a different kind of darkness & gray mountains.
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Mark Cuban jumped out of his chair to ask his director & producers if that was a real shark tank but the questions was answered for him when the "contestant" in the tank was eaten
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Like, just then, I am pretty sure that was Björk but I've buried the files so deep it isn't worth digging them up. Why spend all that time and effort to appease an idle question?
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church. I hated these things. I usually won, didn't care and they always served us Big Macs. I HATE Big Macs. I walked over to the record player and placed a penny on the needle ar
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Scritcha-Scratcha. "There it was again!" Harry said to his friends in the fancy restaurant. "What IS that noise?" Scritch Slurp Scratch..."Oh!"Suzy!Get up!"' she sheepishly rose, f
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"Alright. Whattayaryou gonna do 4 us today?" Simon asked. "I'm gonna sing." "Alright."Simon groaned. "Good Luck." Suddenly a spotlight hit the little green frog onstage and he made
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"n-n-n-nahhh, Man!" the instructor ran across the room to Tate and snapped up his project. "Confisgated." "Man!" whined Remy. "I had plans for that God's-Eye Macrame Diorama!"
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to my cabin with a quickness! Oh and be sure t-" "Shedddd up." I said interrupting him. "Whuh--?" he was in shock. "Listen Uncle Touchie, ya ain't gonna drag ME down to your cellar
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"eclipse" alibi." "Just chill out, Moon." The Sun said. "Baby! I swear I -" "Just stick your sorrys in a SOCK, Mr. Romance!" "Wait!, Sunny Belle" said Moon. "Don't turn away!"
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the ump who stood his ground. Eventually, they walked him. "NExt up for the SF Giants, it's Kirk, "What's That" Manwaring. Oo! And he just gave 'em a can a corn..."
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"Ummm, Mom?" Melanie said from behind Joan. "What?" she half-replied. "What are you talking about?Can you like, read?" Joan looked up. "Daughter?" "Mom?" "I mean, like stroke much?
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What made even more diabolical is that my friends Marty and I were in the back of some guy's pickup hitching down the 101 and the dang coyote pelt hit me in the back of the truck
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Merga-Troid tittered to himself. "Hermm." Mergatroid said. "Heavens! Is that joke where Earthling dies & St. Peter tells him to shut it cuz Mormons think they're only ones there?
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"Likey duh Lutefiske?" in Swedish actual Swedish. He only knew that version - derived from Liam's old fraterenity's made up language, "Engish" bu insisted on calling it "Swingeng"