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But in the meantime, I must find some sort of refreshment. I looked around for the closest watermelon fountain, but alas, there were none to be found. I would have to settle for a
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ster. Blasted murderers cleaned out his pockets and ran off with the chainsaw & shuriken cluster. They didn't even stick around to watch Blasted die. His brains slid down the curb.
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"Orthorexia is just a mental fad of a mental culture," an inner voice said. "We are all so implicated in the misery of others," said another. My pocket was far as reality congealed
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The Aetherwarden paced within before responding. "We appreciate your reportage, your confirmation, and your seemly deportment. The Wayward's Arkships must regrettably be
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sident of the Snack Isle at Yonkers Foods located at the corner of Madison and Prine. We do Green Stamps. Dolores changed the channel. "What is it Ma", asked her uncle from the tub
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spicion of fowl breath. Sam had flunked out of Geek training because he had never been able to bite the head of the chickens off. He could get the heads in his mouth but couldn't c
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into the fire and followed after it with Ana????️In close on his heels and offsetting his pitch by half an interval on top of which he is laying truncated reverb. Their swords cross
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Me and my friend Ladonkadonkadonk knew the dance routine to ABC by the Jackson 5 and One Bad Apple Don’t Ruin the Whole Bunch Baby, also by them. Being only eight, I had no idea
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d to the empty house. They didn’t have heat again so mama had taken the twins to visit their other grandparents & left Luigi with his Sugar Daddy. That left Rick alone under every
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turtleneck sweater!” Jan pointed out to Dean where the zombie had taken a chunk out of his neck. “I know”, said Dean, “but what of my turtleneck, is it fixable?” “It’s covered in y
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He didn’t think he was trying to play the tuna fish, so much that, to him, it looked like he was taking aim with the tuna fish, like a sniper. He wasn’t trying to tune the fish. St
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I must come my tooth, that is the truth. But don’t ask Ruth she is uncouth. Should know by now when enough is enough, and go easy on the rough and tough stuff. Tough loving isn’t e
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hement when you paint, Nermal darling. I like that", Father mumbled over his shoulder to the now empty room behind him. Nermal had taken her Purdy Picture downstairs to show Mama.
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bend over without a "How do you do?". I want my money!" "The Lottery is not in the custom of saying "How do you do?" nor does it care that you are gay. It does care that you aren't
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"Have you noticed General, that even in your own tent, the flies are defeating the greatest army ever assembled. Maybe the flies are our real enemies?" "I have had the same thought
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I don't know why we keep pretending it can end any other way. We all know that at end, the cheese will stand alone. Dripping deceitful innocence like lords who don't see the flies.
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Our position up on this hill allows us to oversee the whole valley up to the bend of the Lethe River to the north and the falls at the Styx in the south. Our defensive doctrine was
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While I drank the chilled blood I saw the tunnels of the ancients open up in front of my eyes. I looked beyond the wizards to look at they eyes of the elves in the back. They were
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I was the first person to ever walk on this beach since the last person before me walked on it. Yesterday, I was the first person mugged on this beach in close to 3 years. That had
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whalebone corset as a good sign that I was their best applicant for the Underwater Basket-weaving job. It didn't help. They gave the job to the pearl hunter from Japan. She had bee