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to the detonator to wake him up. “Wake up Mikey and try this friggin fugazi”, they yell at him. His real name is Rupert and he knows that if they are calling him Mikey that they
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mixed with beer and toothpaste. Disgusting or not, this was the challenge and to hell with losing! "Drink, drink, drink!" the crowd was growing louder and more demanding,
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single, perfect Fidget Spinner. Jake's eyes widened with glee. "Ohhhh!" he exclaimed, reaching for it. "No no no!" she admonished, moving it away. "What's the magic word?"
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"Ged morning darlin'' he said suspiciously. "I don't have any shoes, Jenkins." I replied to the Leprechaun. "What?" he stammered. "Why I-" "Save it, shorty." I shot back. I knew t
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And that danging dongle of Dougal McDingle's done swang wide as you please on account of ole McDingle eschewing any kind of diabolical drawers to restrain them.
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back to "kiss yourself" or something. Then there is some kind of group "hustle" and - oh yeah! I seem to remember kung fu fighting for some reason and an electric bugaloo? Anyone?
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ed rye was getting pretty twisted, (if you know what I mean). I mean, my GOD that bonnet was simply a revelation! How any mere mortal red-blooded man could resist against its simpl
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Schnauzers, Weimaraners, Shitzus - doesn't matter - we love them all. It's all in the relationship you have with your dog. Is it stable? Is it mutual? Are you providing an ecomomic
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ld have to just rely on gut instinct. Alright then, I'll be factual, "Did you know," I wrote. "That toilet paper in some countries is like wax paper." There. I thought. Now wipe yo
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ecame a little peckish 'round the lunchtime hour. (Harold the Lettuce Farmer was known to dig up buried treasures to gnaw on...regardless of how well you labeled them, "MINE!" etc.
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Big Thing. My fans call me The Big Sneeze." I looked at Rebecca when she told me this and realized that she didn't recognize me or what role I had in that Big Sneeze story. I meant
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preened each other to get ready for the next step in a unicorn's journey. They were entering the Unicorn Fecundity still wrapped in their innocence & idealistic mirages they needed
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Sean the Humongous who was from Luton but now lived in Bonn. Sean once wrestled tongues with both Bonos, Sonny & Bono, inside a 1932 Desoto in Fernando Poo for a deodorant commerci
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Does it only work when it is self-referential, like this one?
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some people on a tropical beach somewhere in the tropics? At first when Agnetha Chamberlain had died but "had stuck around", as she thought of it at the time, the idea that ghosts
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e Marbles in Her Mouth' mumbled something to the 'Girl With the Bee in Her Bonnet' across the dimensions like they were old friends looking in really old mirrors that scared us.
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Then there was that time that we took the tunnel under the freeway into the interchange bowl where the gangs of the region were following the Persian Truce. Where Warriors & Riffs
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"how are you even holding tweezers without opposable thumbs?" Det. Manatee snorted with derision and scrunched up the insulting note. Land mammals were always so full of attitude.
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flung it across the room where it shattered into three pieces, which then became a sort of goo that slid down the wall like that slime stuff you make with glue and glitter, and
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straight into the sun. He then became the sun and illuminated parts of the galaxy, while