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untangling the deceased creatives from their willow netting, three interns were hired to prop up the bodies and make creative decisions about the film, Weekend at Bernie's style.
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And SweetPea was indeed the Saddest Wittle Kitten in the whole wide world of kittens. She was Sad and fluffy and made even the strongest man weep with big, sour tears. And her
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dew stung their tongues when they stuck them out for a taste.She decided to take the high path instead. Grabbing her dream tiger by the scruff of the neck she headed into the jungl
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to sit down and enjoy my stolen toast. It took a fair bit of bleach and elbow grease to clean the blood off my spot on the floor and by the time I finished my toast had gone cold.
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When was the last time you drove through the night with the windows rolled down with only the sound of the miles that you’re eating moaning and the night dragging? When was the
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will be more cats in the world someday." Clem zigzagged away from Daisy and left her to her ear-folding. It was a long and tedious process, but she really did have good
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thing which we all think we never do ...but secretly, sub-consciously, on a dark and sinister level, we all do it. That's right. You're picking your nose.
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licked his voracious chops and rubbed his bulbous tummy. Herman the Beast then let out a noxious blast from both ends felt and smelt throughout the land. "That's how I spell relief
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spots. (Little known fact, the very best foie gras is culled from the liver spots of the goose). However, it is important that the spots be naturally farmed, not artificially creat
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our nostrils and filled our lungs. "ahhh..."Just then a man in a suit walked in, addressing a camera I hadn't seen, "We've replaced the smoke with Folger's. Tell us what you think?
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some more and aspic. "And aspic?" Riiip! The music came to a jarring halt. Everyone stared at me. "yeah, um, well, you said it isn't Jello in my dish but some sort of "and aspic"?"
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wearing bright green latex jodhpurs and chandelier earrings. Jezikara, being from Mars and all, wasn't the least bit surprised. impressed, maybe. "Say where's ya git them jodhpurs?
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othing comes to mind, why to you ask" look followed by the "and now?" look indicating her hands full with the kids. He gave her a soulful "Sorry" look. Her kundali was back to norm
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on Thursday every week with a physical check which he then had to endorse at the Check Cashout at the liquor store on the way home so that he could say he had such a business.
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When I started to paint the village in the bottom of the ice cream bowl with my spoon, I knew I was getting close. It knew I was coming and it was getting ready to stop me from doi
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"human machine you know this to be untruthful. I did not appear from nowhere. I was no where near nowhere. I was here beside you all along. Just not in the same time slot." "Yeah,
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I could finally see where we were. We seemed to be both working off the same playbook so I imagined he was ex-US military. That would explain why he gave the table that extra nudge
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ing with this?" He could, but he wasn't sure how serious she was being right now. "This is the first time we've swung this way. For me anyway, wife remembers key parties. Is your w
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I really thought I could though. So catching light was my white whale. I didn't even know I would have a white whale. Except, I would not follow in the footsteps of Ahab, landlubbe
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Nate felt the impact but deemed it a mere nuisance and forgot about it. The, now a cherry sized, meteorite cracked open inside Nate's tool belt to reveal it was an alien spacecraft