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by showing them my figs and pickle. Nobody seems to like armed homeless men of a certain comportment. This had tried hiding it but you just can't get the Corp out of you like that.
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made their cases by using only their shoulders while still performing the puppet show flawlessly, to rave reviews. We've had to call in a Puppeteer's Shoulder language specialist,
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Our memories. Most of us learn to forget which we were a part of which memory. It is a heavy load seeing all of those memories piled up all over each other. That happened to one of
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for an outside viewer because of the glare from the sky or God forbid, the Sun. Or Uncle Tits's white white belly. Right when they kicked the winning field goal against us! I still
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But it turned out Honey didn't want to be extracted. In fact, she had switched sides & bringing us in to fall for her trap had just increased her usefulness to a certain cartel.
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I smiled widely. The woman sitting across from me in the small room shrunk back. "So, Mr. Grayson, when did these thoughts first occur?" she asked, regaining her professionalism.
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a burst of neon pink, the gravity well was entirely obliterated. The princess blew the smoke from the barrel of her Gravitron and tucked it back beneath her voluminous skirts.
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goldfish. Just look them straight in the eye and say, "Oh yeah? I'd like to see you try!" That's when you make your move. Simply grab the fishbowl, smack them over the head and mak
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of his negligee. eyeing me wantonly. "No, Bingo." I say to the lusty pup. "Not now." His sad doggy jowls fall but I can't be bothered. I must time travel and shop. I've got my list
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ront porch. So screw TV then. What else can one due when hallucinating like this? They couldn't call each other, that's out. Maybe imaginary interactive Swedish dance fest? Ya!
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"Well now wait a minute!" I said to her. "You can take your shoes off to avoid the Suckage into Hades but I for one think it might provide a nice break from the monotony, Ever thin
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But at last count, I had 346 spoons and now well,there are less. And my therapist looks at me funny because I think he hears them clanging in my bag. Hmm. Maybe HE took some of the
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g at the armpit. Grandma knew this would distract me long enough to pull out her knitting needles and plunge them in to my eyes. I went wailing backwards. The Looney Bin truck was
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of value. I threw Professor HIggins to the ground and briefly considered hitting Harry and Eliza with a typewriter, but they had already been typed to the couch. "Thesaurus? Dic
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tful as the real boy Pinochio in this fresh adaptation of the Timeless Disney Classic. Who knew that the former Attorney General of The United States was made for the part, down to
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The judge looked at the attorney, then to Prince Albert, and back to the attorney. He was not sure what to make of this whole mess of a case, but knew he had to give his verdict.
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We discovered that that the walkalongs could be triggered by sending a particular musical note. Once triggered the walkalong would begin to form connections with the nearest walkal
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Seeing their idiocies and how much it meant to them, I wonder which idiocies we're hitched to right now. Believing the fate of humanity depends on the planet while we continue to
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Finally, he laid his head on the earth and slept. Well, died. Dracula never planned on rising from this grave, but you never know what might happen. Isn't that what he said the
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But I didn't care about the profanities that surrounded my article, all that mattered was that young, naive people would read it. That would guarantee the success of my plan for