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that it was a wonder the Armageddon soufflé hadn't collapsed yet. Nobody noticed in all the din when the soufflé was put on the Jerusalem Express bus that never went below 50mph un
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middle finger off. The flesh exploded. Crimson blood splattered the tiles, followed shortly by the wet smack of the obliterated finger. She looked at the stump and shrieked.
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The wolves swarmed down the hill above the town. It was like a rippling, grey tide of teeth, claws and fury. 'This is for my pups', thought the Alpha as he directed his warriors.
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other flavours he liked? Choc chip mint, I guess, since that's also green. And perhaps apple sorbet. He'd never mentioned a preference for green desserts, but it felt right to me.
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the nurse over and he fell onto the linoleum floor. The poor man gaped like a fish before regaining his senses and scrabbling towards the "HELP" button beside my sickbed. I smiled.
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stered as they hung in the blisteringly hot air. I missed the repressive atmosphere of heat and silence. These new canyons were cold and wet, the sparse scrub dripping with dew.
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The sleepy little bunny rolled over and kicked her legs in the air. She flopped her ears, wriggled her whiskers and settled in for a nice, long nap.
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certain was that the lamb did, in fact, disrupt class at the local school. The diary of Ms. Pimento, the local teacher, was salvaged and copied. Mary and the lamb are both referred
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"Wrong," replied the teacher cheerfully. Marcus sighed and lowered his head onto the desk. His cheek rested on a deeply carved rendering of a dick and balls. Middle school sucked.
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"I - I just told you the truth, though!" I protested. The President lifted a hairy eyebrow. "FAKE NEWS!" he bellowed, his voice echoing through the Oval Office.
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Now, I am sitting here on the plane planning what I will do once I get there. I was so honored to get all the way to the International Hide and seek finals. Would I be good enough?
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I was tall and could weather a storm. Even the storm of fury caused by letting out a war cry and barrelling full force into an enormous man who didn't even flinch when I rammed in
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crackled into existence on my six and four humanoid creatures poured out of it onto the ground. I wheeled around to face them. They wore combat boots and mylar vests.
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, being from Arabia, had no horse in this particular race, so he plopped some grey mashed potatoes on his tray and moved on. Madonna broke out of the crowd, saying, "I'm gonna keep
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On closer inspection he found that it was not just a cute dimple on his earlobe, but more like a doughnut-shaped crater on the side of his head, just behind his ear. He had no
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one does not simply diet, especially not with this delectable fold of mac n cheese, cheese cake, with some gourmet lobster butter pepper steak in parsley fettuccine.
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started to notice, seemed severely cracked. How their own mirror-shades jibed with their anti-mirror advice I struggled to understand. But I removed the mirrors from my home and
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, no mirror, maybe some biometric sensors on the wall. That poor guy, me. Was I dead? I had surprisingly good posture. As I watched from above, Arcturian Spider Crystals sang into
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adin screamed as the crest was seared into her skin, forever tying her loyalty to House Elanio. At last the magical fire faded into the air, leaving a red tattoo on the Paladin.
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Finger Gottes hat diesen Ort schon längst verlassen,dachte ich mir. Phucket tönnt auch Englisch wie ein Fluch,daher meine Schlussfolgerung. Ein paar Keystrokes und ich war schon da