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My name is Pesha. Today we were informed that my wife, Preshmia, was a secret daughter of Pasha Dasha Casa Wa, who died last month. She, we, inherited a white boy named Kimba.
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aggression, or a call to fight. Suffice to say, just as he was about to make his smooth move on the gals, his ass was getting torn to shreds on the lawn in front of everyone. Liter
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taken up synchronized swimming. You wouldn't think there'd be much call for it among the damned, but ya know what...he works it in. Every morning, Kellog's Frosted Flakes and synch
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Now though, I was concerned that I might have internal bleeding in my arm. It looked like an oversized log of Bologna with sausage like fingers. It alternated between numb and not
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It has been a long long time since I had my ass handed to me like tonight. Although I didn’t like taking the beating, in the end I enjoyed the experience. I had stood up for someth
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In der sengenden Hitze der Sahara wachte Luke auf. Er wusste nicht wie er hier hergekommen war. Nachdenkend nahm Luke ein Hand voll Sand und ließ ihn sich durch die Finger rießeln.
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With that in mind, Red set about tracking down a time travel device. Being 11 was the best time of his life: riding bikes round the block with his friends, trading cards, snacks...
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that which makes me one of His unique subjects. Without the Affirmation from our Supreme Father, I was nothing. I waited on the steps of His temple as others gathered before Him.
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" The entire place was deadly silent, all eyes trained directly on me. This couldn't be happening. Slowly I stood, leaving the bottle on the table as I slunk out, tense with shame.
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irritated at the state of the place, but theres nothing to be done about it, the mistakes of the past were now the problems of the future, and in the meantime, all there was to do
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seemed to almost tremble with excitement as it sensed its prey. Startling blue eyes blinked open and the man threw himself back and away from the horror that lived beneath the bed
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It climbed out of its hiding place, wandering through the woods toward the only place it could think to go. The small dryad orchard. Sure, the fae would tease him, but maybe they
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Narc heads floating into view over ones shoulder asking in an oily voice, "What's going on, [YOUR NAME HERE]?" "How in the world did this Narc know my name", you ask yourself. Game
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and its heart was gold. And then Matthew said, "Do unto others, as you would have them do to you. But don't offer them blowjobs..." The creature scratched it's plastic belly in con
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nny boy, that right there is the hero of the town." The mom replied, ruffling her son's hair. The caped wonder ran like the wind, carrying discount clothes and milk bottles and
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Donning her beats by plague doctor "Dreary" headphones, she swung left and right to the sweet sound of heavy metal. Tabitha squelched and smushed the toads with her mallets, and
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It was the first-world gremlins, no doubt about it. The man kept his eyes peeled for any more shin destroyers. The bastards appear in the night and leave behind low lying furniture
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ng his fingers to add them up in a basic arithmetic fashion. "Erm...Bob?" Pamela asked, crossing her arms. "Yea sweet? Just collecting taxes for ye olde ciggie" he smiled. Pamela
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The quote part of my resume? Where you put eloquent words of career wisdom? It says, "Works what's kept us happy." - Gale and Evelle Snoats, "Raising Arizona"
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Tuna wasn't the issue. Not really. She was picky about the consistency, yeah. But the problem was, she knew one was good, but she couldn't ever remember if it was the Chicken one o