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"What? You never thought of that before? " Jim just stared at Sam with his mouth open as usual. Jim continued. "You never watched older movies and thought how the entire thing woul
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And what Ginger saw there was a cold, dark nothing. Her voicebox cracked mid-mew. She suddenly realized the seriousness of her situation. Jack started whistling the most heinous t
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that I can control how I move through the water by paddling. It took me a while to perfect the technique but eventually I was able to avoid slamming into dangerous submerged rocks.
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classist system. The younger half, the revolutionaries, danced on the streets with joy. The UK was finally free of the royal reign of terror! The politicians had voted for the
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kled pink with the proceedings. The tall woman frowned and placed her hands on her hips. "I don't tell you how to do your job," she snapped, waving the feather duster at him.
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-came one of my biggest mistakes. "Are you listening to me?" Becca asked. "Mmhm," I hummed, eyes glued to the television. I heard an annoyed grumble beside me and looked up in time
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show up. In the meantime, I have a pretty sweet set-up on the edge of the void. I built myself a couple of nice shacks, a big sign saying "YOU'RE LATE PRINCE CHARMING",
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apparently auto-cannibalism doesn't tend to go down well with most audiences. Well, let's find out, hey?
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fall in love with them. They were still trying to figure out how, exactly, to measure love in a guinea pig. But there was plenty of time to work out the kinks before the experiment
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Molded heart upon her cheek, shaken, fleshy, rounded peak/ Caramel-centered toffy round, tightening, soothing, silky mound/ Spreading, wriggling, plump embrace, pumping, pounding,
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Which is kinda cute, I guess. The other two pigs I named "Moons Over My-Hammy" (cuz I bought the pig from a girl who worked at Denny's) and "Chinka" (which means ham in Swedish).
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two behind, mostly on account of his partial hearing loss during childhood. (He tells everyone he had typhoid fever but in reality, his mother used to box his ears, with a big box)
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carrying a light inside him. It was a flickering light to be sure, but a light just the same. No one could quite discern what it was that kept the fool thing burning, but it was th
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what appeared to be the world's most filthiest pile of used underwear ever left to rot. I didn't need to look at the wretched lump of putrescence long before a small wiggling bega
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but mouth the words to the songs already written. He would pop them into his giant bblle gum pink ghetto blaster and crank the volume up, kick up his glitter boots and get ready to
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Ally Alabama had just walked off the stage of the Lil' Priss and Pretty Miss Alabama 2000 when she could hear the ruckus coming from her trailer. "Get OUT of here, Slim!" The s
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a fuzzy, worn out teddy bear left for dead in a single-wide trailer with the roof rusted off and the sun beating down at everything inside it. Everything, that is, including my hea
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Behind her back, where no one could see, she quietly switched the knife from her left hand to her right. A wry smile almost crept across her face but she caught it just in time. H
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And she wasn't at all kidding when she thought about it. To her, anything would be a welcome relief, even death, compared to this husk of a life. "Under his eye" my ass, she though
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