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"Hyep." Billy Ray spat in a spittoon. "You seen 'em?" he asked, loading another wad of BBQ chewing gum in his mouth. "Sweet home Alabama, this is good." exclaimed Billy Ray.
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"Pretty red fluid", I watched it drip, enchanted. I felt no pain. Dropping to the floor, I stayed there getting a closer look at the red against the white marble.
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After all, it's a rainbow bridge, and rainbows are a trick of the light. In the darkness there are no rainbows, only gloom and murky grey. So long as you skulk in the shadows,
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eror penguin, as penguins have no opposable thumbs to manoeuvre the staplers. "Look, kid," I said, "you're literally a talking penguin. I know more than you." "Hey!" he squawked.
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all, Olaf decided to get pissed off and killed everybody who were Transgreys
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Or that 90% of the world's entire population has not seen and does not care about any of the Hobbit movies whatsoever and yet, they somehow live perfectly normal functioning lives.
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and no one cares. So it easy for me, so easy I say, to grab my best friend, always there, the man in the bottle who drinks in from my soul, drinks deep of it every day...
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-ami. (translation: Miami, Ivanka can't spell, so everything is done phonetically). Regardless, like a slowly moving river, the American people didn't notice these horrific new law
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lding a Kosher dill. "Moishe!" he exclaimed over his shoulder. "WHAT!" was the reply. "How you gonna soive the floppy pickle to our dear friends what? With the pickle that's all
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their chiropodist badge, a high honor indeed for any squirrel. "Tally ho!" said Crispin. "I've bloody got it! I've finally got my bloody chiropodist degree! Fancy that!" His partne
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- Mary being sighted and all, most would say it wasn't quite fair, but then, you don't know about Mary. See...how do I put this delicately...Mary is, well, she's special.
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Chuck Morris found it extremely irritating which made it all the funnier. Next we started replacing "Momma" in "Your Momma" jokes with "Chuck Morris". We were really driving him m
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next. When I saw him I made my way across the crowded dance floor determined to get an answer. I shoved my scribble covered hand in his face. "TANGO!" he screamed and grabbed my
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"You mean that grandy dandy fine and fancy grandfather clock?'' replied Darling. "I don't know much about interstellar space travel and safety be damned but I'm not sure that will
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message board and once a month everyone got together to cosplay as their favorite rodent. There were mice, rats, squirrels, prairie dogs, chipmunks, porcupines, beavers, guinea
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then swallowed it. He liked how it was heavy with the tang of blood. Gregor would give it a few minutes & cough up another loogey in a bit. He was really enjoying himself. An itchy
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that was left after a nasty MemeWar. It wasn't enough that black night long cat had to faced off against white day long cat in the rubble that was the Western Seaboard. They had to
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flies because I'm so fucking gay that I don't even recognize what's a fly" Then Tom the Toad proceeded to hop to the sea while thinking about his life choices that may cause really
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Never agreed to listen to your crappy songs while you clean the house. Then the CEO of McDonald's called you and said
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The monkey is having a field day. The monkey doesn't have a past. The monkey only has a right now. The monkey is committed to the moment. The monkey has your launch codes. The monk