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other letters of the alphabet, well meaning though they are. It has been decided that they do not carry the proper, shall we say, character, that the Is and Ts have in naturally at
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And it is beyond what I can impress upon you to keep the meaning of the demarcation sacred and secret. Should you make the grave mistake of misjudging the exact impact it would hav
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but not before Dame tu cosita enveloped the world in a bloody haze of nuclear inferno. The aftermath of the internet wars resulted in a new peace treaty one where memes were banned
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One strapping young hoodlum didn't know who Gary was, and stepped into the light of the alley. "Ay, you! Yea I'm lookin' at you, ya fockin' furry!" Gary's head spun 180 degrees,
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the clock and in a stern voice, asked him"What time do you call this?" He sighed. "Dear, I really have no time to argue, do you want to escape the tower or not?". Unbelievable, he
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myself being the president of our humble bush-wackery. Thereby I have developed an ingenious tactic, where I fool myself by procrastinating procrastination. I do the work before
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After reading the manual, CIMON deemed JHIM the monkey to be the clear winner, but he wasn't going to forget that there were 5 major contenders all vying to be sent to the ISS.
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And they can be bereaving, or scheming, misleading, demeaning, yes eyes can be many things, but not conceiving. That's a different part of anatomy entirely, and since I'm on a role
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we looked deeply into our eyes, deep into our skulls, deep into our hearts. Was it true we had no heart? Was it true we had no feelings? If you prick us, do we not bleed?
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That is, unless semantics is part of their haunting assignment. She was pretty sure this assignment didn't hinge on her ability to deconstruct a statement. It was better than chain
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usted and adopted the tu. A single raised eyebrow from her & he knew that he had gone to far. He waved the gun to indicate that he could still pose a threat but went back to usted.
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She knew he was right but damn, he was in the same boat. He shouldn't be throwing stones at the blasphemer if he was the same Riff Raff of old. "I'm well secluded. I see all." She
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Billy scowled at his mother. "¡Vete al cuerno!" the foul-mouthed child said. Sandra had no idea what he'd just said, but she acted offended anyway. "Young man! That is no way to
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company's worst sales rep and they won't even give me the sandwich spread clients anymore. Gone were my days of hawking peanut butter to the masses. Now it was industrial sponges.
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the dead from deep beneath the jungle floor. "There are millions of years of corpses beneath this land," the cult leader shouted. "You can't go raising them willy-nilly, fools!"
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woman was famous amongst the residents of Station St., often referred to as "that creepy bird lady". When she wrote she would sit on her veranda so her cackles echoed through the
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smear tests to conduct before he could get the last of his patients out of the office. Nobody believed us when we insisted that the doctor was a brazen thief, so catching him was
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We were just hanging out, drinking a few brewskis, when the subject of whether Adam & Eve had belly buttons arose. Next thing I know, Ted Dye is raining down punches upon the head
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I was concerned by the way the corner of each portable classroom was cascading or telescoping away from me while I approached apogee. My Bad Boy facade was not helping me in this
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Pun most definitely intended. But staying true to the topic, I never really understood the weird fetishes inanimate house objects have. The toothbrush rubs itself inside mouths,