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tomorrow and that won't be fun in wrinkled clothes. But, if I forget, I will pay. They say natural consequences are the best way to learn, right? That will be me, embracing
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The mics emit sound louder than the singing itself. The audience ran to cover their ears and get away. Trump just stood there, wondering if he should blame this one on Hillary.
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ask for explanation is when I knew that I no longer wanted to do business with him. Who in their right mind, knowing what they know of me, not be interested in how I ended up in th
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always got to him. Greg looked around at everybody, his eyes saying, "Are you seeing this shit", then he walked over and picked it up. "Did I pick this up this soap for my coach or
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The man saw me eyeing him up & said, "He is just curious. It is not every day that a monkey sees Old World Clown Royalty." I was shocked. "How did you know?" "I didn't. She did."
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you will always have your boxed sets of all seasons of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. Now, I got to get back to see about Annie. She is so young sometimes and we don't want to sexualize
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We haven't had a story about Old World Clown Royalty in a while. Here is one now. The first thing to know is that the Old World is not on this planet. They literally come from the
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she kept running into the Speedo wearing, Larry, who had decided that Emily was to be one of his cruise paramours. Emily couldn't get away to do her secret research on megalodons.
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world almost crushed me as I lay there on my kitchen floor on the verge of bursting from having eaten 26 ounces of Chex Mix dry. I could feel some Chinese person's legs waving off
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going to get away from the silly man or woman, whatever, that was in this really realistic looking vending machine. "Look, Mr Vending Machine 17 (I think that is what it was), I am
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copacetic to me. I told them that we were even on that count because the heat spell & my broken freezer weren't my fault either, but I'm still out either my money or my melted ice
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kept insisting that he needed to push my coin return button. I've known Vending Machine 17 since I met him and in all that time he has never asked to push my coin return button. I
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dissected. However, this offer had been taken off the table. Now, Michelle would just have to wait, her mind trapped inside a pickle jar, until the most advanced computer ever
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, leaving me to bleed to death. I crawled after him, my voice drowning in my own blood. But the Pasha didn't care. Instead, he stomped on my fingers and told me to shut up. I
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the moonlight sky. The Bonfires raged, and the crowd cheered. Suddenly, people threw themselves to the ground in front of the temple. "We are willing to be made into steps!"
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Dreams. I haven't slept in such a long time. Maybe that's why I haven't been in this room yet. I pace around the room, looking for a place to sleep. I'm suddenly so tired, I
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The problem with something is that something doesn't have much respect for something. Without self respect something was in for a whole lot of something else. Something else, he co
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If I remember them it is because they are part of my story. Even the ones I don't see. This is me acknowledging them. I remember the ones in the future as well. That I can't help.
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I have never really missed a friend. Granted, I have few to begin with but considering what they mean to me when I see them, they don't mean a thing when they are gone. It could be
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"So you see kids, your mother and I were in a pretty pickle. We got away by me pretending to be your mother's pimp. It was all pretend though." "I didn't pretend. I still have $100