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Then Suzy looks straight into the camera and starts singing. Excel, Excel, Excel, please don't take my man just because you can/ Excel Excel Excel I'm just flesh & blood, Excel/
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The chamber's routine was interrupted when a portal opened above Archmage Pleoties's desk and Mage Conan Drum fell out of a barrel of fish onto the desk and Archmage Pleoties. Pan
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on vacation being a beret in France. I have a permit", he said & pointed to a yellow flag flying from his lapel. It had today's date & a reason code. It expired at midnight. Sombre
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He hated it but not as much as the banker from that universe suddenly finding himself living the life of a lumber truck driver in this universe. "HELL NO! NOT AGAIN!" The prank wen
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said: "So you are the guy. I can't say whether I should be shocked or happy to finally meet you." There was a defiant tone in her voice, which was even more awkward than her looks.
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Mace Spice was the leader of the New Spice Girls. They called her Suckerpunch because if she got a hold of you it felt like you'd been suckerpunched. Her mother invented dehydrated
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and the null fold inducer that she cobbled together from the mess hall garbage, up through the psionic band moderators that had been recently added per a fleetwide directive. XO5
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that since I bought her a new baby puppy it was okay that I'd eaten her old one, which was pretty swell of her. Superbarker Jr was less understanding. He got up in my face and
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fully informed! Wouldn't want to enter the afterlife with no idea of how to be my best dead self, right? So, I was writing to see if you had any pointers on
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nemesis, Captain Dugong. Cap. Dugong enjoyed lording her position in the Police Pod over Det. Manatee and used her power to interfere with Det. Manatee's cases whenever she could.
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"Well," I surmised. "No use in wallowing in it! Anyone up for a quick game of 'Mind Your Uncle's Undercarriage?" Everyone groaned. "What?" I said. "That one's quite mild!"
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Uh...you're gonna follow my compact? Whoa. Gotta say, not for nothin', as threats go, that one is really kinda weird ya know? I mean, you can get one fer like, two bucks at Walgree
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ose that's ok. Take it." The Hungarians knew you only needed the will to do what the other guy wouldn't. "Uh. Yeah! No duh!" said Kevin Spacey. Who said that? No one. Who is Keyser
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His teeth, too. It'd been a week since Midian had last came face-to-face with a toothbrush and he could feel his teeth rotting in his gums. He hocked a glob of spit into the Pit.
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would tap her way through the damn concrete floor. Finally she heard footsteps on the corrugated iron roof and the creaking of the roof window sliding open. "Spanky?" Mary shouted.
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Ever since he built a fully functional tinkertoy babbage machine, Elon wanted to make the universe a better place. No sentient AI robo-reporter from the future would spoil his fun!
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dy Ann?" "No, not completely. Ann has a brother, Raggedy Andy, who might be complicit. I don't want this case to be resolved by a rigged Pop-O-Matic. Bring me the ViewMaster."
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"yah yeet" greeted steveizzle. "Wagwan" all his homies turned to him. "Ayyy" they said, making him feel quite welcome. He loved being here even if he didn't fit in.
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Old McDonalds spends his fast food millions on B I N G O down at the Knights of Columbus Hall in Zanesville, Ohio. It is actually a community center now but he still calls it Knigh
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dose dat is left. Run duck run the fox is in the duckery/from the looks of him, he is up to some fuckery/these pretzels are making me suckery/this fold is almost over what luckery.